| just for fun one night, go out, and every single set you open (please open at the very least 10) do the following
1)touch on shoulder for 2-10 seconds, (do this during first minute of meeting, this goes well try 2)
2)put arm around shoulder look at someone else point to her, and say isn't she so cute, just like a little teletubbie (you don't have to say what i wrote just make sure you keep her mind occupied with verbals, if you use the teletubbie and she gives you shit most of it can be handled by just singing the teletubbie song, say ohhh fuck off you know TINKY WINKY, LALA, POE!! TELETUBBIES!! etc. if you don't know the song youtube it) that works move on to 3
3)ask her what quality does she have that no one else has that makes her special (make sure she is in a good mood when you ask this, this is the goal of 3)
4)drop time constraint tell her you have to go get back to your friends, ask the target if she knows what a french goodbye is, get 3 kisses on your cheek, if she complies say im going out on wednesday i would love you to come, whats your #, she complies and gives number, say actually your probably drunk and wont even remember me never mind, IF SHE SAYS NO ILL REMEMBER YOU, or attempts to give you her number again, then keep this number for a day 2, no matter what happens, say IF YOU'RE STILL HERE LATER I WILL COME FIND YOU,(but please try not to say it in a creepy im going to find you and kill you way)
WRITE THIS FUCKING CHECK LIST DOWN, AND BRING IT TO CLUB SO YOU DON'T FORGET ORDER,
after your 10 sets open, hopefully you closed around 7/10 numbers following the checklist, start looking for sets you get french goodbyes from, your next objective is to find those sets, re-open, just say SO HOW HAVE YOU BEEN, next goal, is to make sure girl is in happy mood, if she is ATTEMPT MYSTERY METHOD KISS CLOSE, (you want to kiss me etc. im going to take a shot in the dark but seems like that is what your comfort level is)
ok if you get this far and girl kisses you, make out a bit, next step is, start asking her to come to your house, NOW EXPECT THAT THE 1ST TIME IS A NO ALLWAYS,
start with
hey im going to go home and cook some spaghetti, would you like to get out of here and cook some spaghetti with me?
reaction should be like WTF THAT WAS RANDOM (something along those lines)
if she says IM NOT HAVING SEX WITH YOU (this is basically an indicator to not give up on this girl because it is on for certain), if she agrees to go home on 1st try i would be worried but i would still pull and use a condom, and probably avoid oral sex on her (not on me of coarse head is awesome)
next just keep making conversation randomly keep asking the girl to come back to your house about every 5 minutes, try 5 times with something random for the 1st 4 times, 5th time say, so last chance, lets go to my house and have some sex,
make sure you try to sell your house to the girl as much as you can
ANYWAYS GOOD LUCK, GO GET LAID
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