I'll try to keep this brief. Went to a strip club the other night. Winked at a girl while she was on stage. She tosses her bottoms to me (not full nude, she just had on layers). Doesn't sit with me, but goes to get her money from some old dude who was having a birthday - no big deal, she's working.

As I'm walking out, something I always do, whoever is in the satellite or on stage gets whatever is left in my tip pocket. It happens to be this girl. She tries to take me for a dance, I tell her I have no more cash on me, that I've just tipped her the last cash I brought with me. She says "don't worry about it", shows me two $20's, and says "you tipped me $40".

She drags me to an empty dance room - one of the ones on the upper level that don't get used as often. Tells me she hasn't gotten laid in two years b/c of her divorce. Starts making out with me, shoving her tongue in my mouth and my hand in her panties, telling me how hot I am and how badly she wants to f*ck me. This goes on for about 45-60 mins. After a while, she even goes so far as to either fake (which is how it sounded to me) or really (yeah, right. I only fingered her for maybe 60 secs) cum.

At the end she asks if I want her to continue, that I owe her $100. I remind her that I told her ahead of time that I had no cash on me.


So...

I plan to get checked for STD's. My point is, this is one of the better clubs in town, and I don't want to have issues. How likely is it that if I don't go pay this girl what she wants that I'll have problems with going to this club? Should I just go elsewhere? Should I try to tap that? She gave me her number, and we've texted back and forth, but mostly just about how I "did her wrong." I think she's just running game herself.

Dude, she wanted $100 to fuck you...how many other guys has she done that with, and how many said yes? I would stay the fuck away from that. Herpes is for life.

That's where I'm leaning on that issue, but I'm more worried about problems at the club, though. I like chilling there. Should I just tip the bouncers, tell em what's up? I'm fairly recognizable - most of the people know me there.

If anything comes up, just tell them what happened. She came onto you and then was trying to prostitute herself to you.

Now here's the kicker - before all this sh!t went down, I had given her my card, so she knows where I work.

I guess I could just get a restraining order if need be.


Alright, so you're confirming my belief that she was just running game to make a buck?

Yes.

Alright, I can handle that.

She should've known when I told her I was tapped that she wasn't getting my dollars. It's not like it was the first time she's seen me.

Just gotta quash the guilt. It was her mistake not mine.

wow, wtf, that's quite a ... situation

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That's why I came looking for advice.

I seriously considered going to give her the money (of course she gave her sob story) but after texting back and forth, we "agreed" that wasn't gonna happen.

Basically I told her I wasn't gonna pay another cover to give her money, that I don't pay for dances and only came to look at and tip the dancers while I chilled and smoked my pipe and that she should've known better than to tell me how hot I was and how badly she wanted to fuck me, then ask me for money after I told her I was tapped out for the night.

I offered to meet her OTC, she claimed I was acting like a child and told me to shove the money up my ass, even though she "worked" for and earned it.

So in the end, she confirmed herself that it wasn't about getting with me, that I was just a customer to her, and that I really need to get to the clinic.

dude, you are dealing with a stripper-prostitute.

here is the ONLY sound advice:

stay the fuck away from her, from there, from anywhere she might be, or risk getting in serious shit.

you've been warned.

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So you're saying don't even go back to that club, ever?

I wouldn't say I'm well-known there, but a LOT of the girls recognize me. I chill there fairly often, to the point that some of em get rides from me occasionally if they pay for the gas, and when things are slow they know they can come chill and shoot the shit.

In fact, one night someone put a beer bottle under my tire and one of the bouncers stopped me. He was like "Hey you're so-and-so's ride, aren't you? Did you see who did that shit? I'll fuck em up if I see em again." Then he checked out the tire the best he could with just a flashlight and escorted her over to the car.

my family owns strip clubs.

trust me.

unless you know the owner and are cool with him.

then go tell him what happened.

of course, you would need to know whether he wants or does not want prostitution happening in his establishment.

either way, nothing good can come of it.

btw, don't game strippers.

or prostitutes.

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what dr. house brings to medicine, i bring to everyday life (an extreme dose of cynicism), don't listen to the curmudgeon!

Yeah, I wasn't even trying to game her. She came on to me. All I did was tip her as I was leaving.

I'll keep that advice in mind though.

no.

all you did was tip her, go into a vip room with her, and engaged in sexual contact for 45 minutes.



(just busting your balls here)

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ROFL

True that.