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| Sevo1987 | PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 12:46 am | |
| Offline | | New to MPUA Forum | Joined: Fri Jul 15, 2011 8:05 pm Posts: 8 Location: SK, Canada | | I also posted it in a different section, however I believe that it would be more appropriate to post it here.
I decided to go to a couple malls to see if there are any decent women to start conversation with. After wandering for an hour I noticed a cute girl (5.5) working at the cloth store. There were two girls and a guy working there. I approached the cute one with this:
Me: "Hey can I get your opinion on something, how would you perceive a guy wearing a pink shirt"
Her: "I would find him a douche bag"
Me: "That's a bit harsh don't you think so? In my opinion a guy who is wearing a pink shirt is trying to convey a strong message of his confidence in his sexual orientation"
Her: "I would still think he is a douche bag"
I kept on wandering around the store for a little bit to let her digest and talk with her co-worker.
Her: "You know what, my co-worker agrees with you"
Me: "You know what, I like her more!"
So I talk with the other female co-worker and the dude and the target tagged along for the conversation.
Me: "Too bad I can't smile properly, otherwise you would be seeing a huge smile on my face right now"
Co-Worker: "Oh what happened?"
Me (told them about that douche bag at the club and that I had to waste 4 hours in emergency to get stitched up) While I was telling that story all three of them were hooked up.
So I go back to the target and continue the conversation. Eventually I decided to go for a #-close.
Me:"I would like to continue this conversation at other time as I have to leave now"
Her:"How would you suggest we do that?"
Me:"Punch in your number and I'll call you"
Her:"I have to tell you that I have a boy friend"
She starts telling me something they were doing the preceding night.
Me:" You mentioned you have a boyfriend, aren't you being presumptuous? All I offered was to talk"
Her:" You are right, I wanted to make this clear that's all."
She punches in her number.
Ok now it leads me to my questions.
Was that a shit test? How the hell should I proceed from this point? I have never encountered a situation like that before.
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| ~LEVIATHAN~ | PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 4:26 pm | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Enthusiast | Joined: Mon May 30, 2011 6:06 pm Posts: 67 Website: http://sites.google.com/site/trentmatthewengland/ Yahoo Messenger: nicodemus411 Location: Davenport, IA (Quad Cities) | | I think you handled that very well. From here you just have to call and chat her up... but I wouldn't ask her to meet up yet... I'd give it another day, then call her and mention getting together... I've been learning to do palm readings (which are really just cold readings... google the P.T Barnum effect...) This might be a fun way to get her to meet up with u... I have included a quick and easy palm reading script below...
HEAD LINE
You have a great need for other people to like and admire you. You have a tendency to be critical of yourself. You have a great deal of unused capacity which you have not turned to your advantage. While you have some personality weaknesses, you are generally able to compensate for them. Disciplined and self-controlled outside, you tend to be worrisome and insecure inside.
HEART LINE
At times you have serious doubts as to whether you have made the right decision or done the right thing. You prefer a certain amount of change and variety and become dissatisfied when hemmed in by restrictions and limitations. You pride yourself as an independent thinker and do not accept others' statements without satisfactory proof.
LIFE LINE
You have found it unwise to be too frank in revealing yourself to others. At times you are extroverted, affable, sociable, while at other times you are introverted, wary, reserved. Some of your aspirations tend to be pretty unrealistic. Security is one of your major goals in life.
I think you've got a live one there... Go get her... boyfriends are no big deal, husbands are another story, but girlfriends are fair game...
Lovecraft... _________________ How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde
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