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PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 8:42 pm 
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i need help coming up with a song name about this hb im gaming. last text (2 days ago) she jokingly said write a song about me, so i thought id make something up. needs to be c&f. was thinking along the lines of "my favourite little dork", but that one's bad. any ideas? thanks
Trying to keep this constructive, but just no bra, no.


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 11:24 pm 
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ok so i tried the aliens one on a girl and she texted back saying "kay see ya later" it's just a shit test i just need to out-wit her


any ideas?


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 12:00 am 
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Very new to this, but learning quickly!

Met a girl on the weekend and been texting her since Monday. (Went back to her house on Saturday night but she didn't let anything happen because she was getting up early next morning.)

After texting last night she said she was going to go to sleep so I sent;

Me: Sweet Dreams :)

Me: Of me :P

Me: Nothing too kinky though ;)

Her: Was just about to text back what i was going to do to you in my dreams but since you said nothing too kinky, will keep it to myself ;P

Seems to have worked a treat!


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 2:49 am 
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Also, today..

First text:

Me: Stop it!

Her: uh stop what?

(30min delay)

Me: Stop thinking about me and smiling :) See, I bet you're doing it right now! :P

(30min delay, she seems to be imitating the times I take to reply)

Her: Jebus, corny much? :P But it worked.


Some of these are gold!


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Hey, I'm new to the game and just had my first n-close (at least with a chance of hearing from or seeing her again) in a bar/club.

I have a slight feeling that I might dropped into the friends zone... Anyways let's assume I didn't. I wrote her a funny text, when I was on my way home and she immediately answered. 20 minutes later she wrote "You HAVE to cook for me this weekend... :D" (we talked about my cooking skills and there she mentioned that I have to cook for her this weekend)

So I don't really know what to answer... Obviously I want her to come...


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 5:54 am 
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Hey! This is awesome. But I haven't think of anything yet. :D

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Hey, I'm new to the game and just had my first n-close (at least with a chance of hearing from or seeing her again) in a bar/club.

I have a slight feeling that I might dropped into the friends zone... Anyways let's assume I didn't. I wrote her a funny text, when I was on my way home and she immediately answered. 20 minutes later she wrote "You HAVE to cook for me this weekend... :D" (we talked about my cooking skills and there she mentioned that I have to cook for her this weekend)

So I don't really know what to answer... Obviously I want her to come...

with something like this, just make sure you don't give in immediately. i would frequently do something like tell her she hasn't earned my cooking yet. or you could respond with a what's-in-it-for-me? type answer. if you're worried about scaring her away with something like that (which shouldn't ever be a problem if you're calibrating correctly) then just get her to agree to make dessert or bring over alcohol or something.

just be playful and challenging. basically, any response other than "sure, i'd love to cook for you" will work fine here.


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always loved this one for girls you haven't talked to in over 2 months

2am or past

You: 'keys are in the normal spot, come up when you get here'


tomorrow morning
Her: 'hey i think you texted the wrong girl last night'
an hour later
You: "hahah my bad, what up how u been"

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I got my game locked down TIGHT when it comes to text messaging!
All I do is this..
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NT2eOGZzRGI[/youtube]
...Indeed it is proven that they do.. when in doubt :) ;)


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texted girl the alien line, she said, what you no think im sexy?


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Props bro!!


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Me: I miss you and wanna see you, but this dumb security guard won't let me in thr zoo. Is there any way you can escape? (:
Her: how rude -__-

I need a recovery! Any advice guys?!!!


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 8:42 pm 
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I love these, there are also some great status's from other peoples comments. I HIGHLY recommend looking up Mitch Headberg quotes... he's a comedian who basically just says one liners and I've had lots of success with it :)
Sarge on!

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 9:57 pm 
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Hb8
Me: I miss you and wanna see you, but this dumb security guard won't let me in thr zoo. Is there any way you can escape? (:
Her: how rude -__-

I need a recovery! Any advice guys?!!!

OMG totally. so check this out...


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Here is some great material I found recently!

This is part 2, but it has a link to part 1:
http://www.pualounge.com/phpBB3/viewtop ... =86&t=1214

and here is part 3:
http://forum.casanovacrew.com/viewtopic ... 120&t=7330


ENJOY!


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