Now WTF is a good comeback to this? You're gay or ugly, or not into relationships, I get bored easily.

Situation goes like there's good cocky funny humor going on, she's totally into you, the coversation never seems to be coming to and end, but things don't progress to the next stage.... When you resort to ball busting her balls, this is what she comes up with....

You're gay or ugly,
I'm not into relationships, I get bored with them

It's liek this shield you can't get passed, or can't nail her...this is a point where you kinda feel that you've got no AMMO left...what's a guy to do in this situation.

You're gay:
Say with a smile and confidence - you dont wanna deliver this as if you are bothered, just cool, calm and collected.

'Yeah I totally love the cock'
'What? cos I dress well and love interior design that makes me gay? tsk tsk'
'Yeah I am happy, thanks for noticing'
'Im not but my boyfriend is' ---> bit of a tired one this...

HB: You're gay.
You: I like turtles
HB: What?
You: Sorry, I though we were talking shit now...

This one could totally fuck up, but hey...
HB: You're gay.
You: (neutral voice, likeyou are talking about weather) Fine, I'll do you up the arse then.

then change subject...


You're Ugly:
'Yeah I went in for Quasimodo but they said no pros'

'Man we have SOOOOOO much in common!' ---> Overexaggerate your delivery here

'That's MISTER Griffin' - im a fan of absurdity sometimes

Or perhaps just one-line response: 'Awesome' then carry on...
Or ignore and carry on...


Not into Relationships

'Whoa, I've known you five minutes and you're banging on about relationships already? Mental'

or ignore.

When you say next stage - where are you? Is she attracted?, has she qualified to you? If so stop busting her balls and build some comfort, get to know a little bit about each other (not chapter and verse, just enough to rule you out of being a psycho)

OR fuck all the above, if you open well with C&F, forget running out of things to say later, just drop the Apocalypse Opener or Shock & Awe!

Thanks for input, I really needed to rewire my brain the entire night to nail this chick ; what I mean is leave her speechless!!
The gay comebacks are good, got me thinking and I came up with this one and used it today…

Her: What? You don’t like female interns.. why?
Me: Yeah, cause they are inefficient and slow ; put it simply “Dumb asses”
Her: You’re so gay (she’s goes on with this, and I irritated the hell outa me)
Me: Okay, you got me… are you straight?
Her: Yeah
Me: They say that straight women don’t have trouble kissing gay men, so prove it to me.
Her: (Blush) and had no answer ---- (That’s what I wanted) And now I call her a lesbian

The looks is where I go, OUCH! That hurts (bit of gray hair, muscle bulk), but I come up with nastier comebacks (thunder thighs). There’s an age difference, of course me being mature and she’s in the early 20’s.
The relationship, she’s is of the opinion that no one’s ever happy in a relationship, I get bored to quickly if I’d get into one etc

Yeah, I’m in! She attracted – loves the company, we crack jokes etc, slight KINO… she says I’m most irritating and mean fella she’s met…so that’s the stage I’m at.
The comfort part is when you talk about relationships or the guy she’d like (mostly feminine looking one’s, they’ll drown even if I spit on them….whatever.)

It’s the sexual connection is missing, like I get deadly IOI’s her hair open, she’s playing around with it…has a leg crossed over in seductive way…and here’s what I can’t make any progress. I just call her a WUSS (like prove it to me that you’re not a lesbian)

This girl definitely likes her banter! hahaha...
Being older should work in your favour to be fair, your frame should be dominant anyway, but defo a case of 'it aint age, its experience'

As long as you are keeping a congruent frame that you are the prize and 'the shit' its going well...

As for her saying people aren't happy in relationships...
could all be a load of hot air and what she is actually trying to comminicate is that she is unconsciously seeking someone who will take charge and keep things interesting - or she just wants fucking hahaha I'm no expert!

As for irritaing and mean - GOOD. It means you can hold her interest and aren't fawning over her like some AFC pussy hahaha...keep the energy, keep the playful sexualised banter going...

But for my money its about going in for the kill now - the longer you wait and keep it as just banter, the further away sexually its gonna get.
She certainly sounds up for it - little bit of comfort building just so she can align the idea of having sex with you in her head..

All that jive about she likes feminine men - BS. She's trying to rile some jealousy or get a rise out of you by saying the exact opposite to the type you are - keep the banter, reply in kind but escalate. Is she blond? Then your type is brunette. etc its probably all fluff anyway.

The Kill. It's time to get you and her out and isolated, if you have already, then it's time to Han Solo that shit, escalate, escalate, take charge and move it to the bedroom (or wherever) hahaha!

Keep on keeping on my man, let us know who you're getting on!

I believe some guy here wrote somethig about sexual tension which is on the money.

Also i think you need to qualify and let the games end and confront her to tell her that somethig about her is very likeable. Then shes gonna have those butterfky shit in her belly

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lol, when i get shit tested or tease and I have not comeback what so ever to it, sometimes I say:

"Mother tells me the exact same thing."

or like someone posted above, a complete bs respond that makes no sense. It's funny when she says "what" and you say back "what". It becomes the "what" battle.

Well, the girl's (intern) is back from a week's vacation, and I've lost interest

This morning, she waits outside my office.. I enter, she gives me this huge ass smile, to which I was indifferent, just said Hi and sent her to the store room to check on inventory... I just don't feel like talking to her...

However, there's this other chick..BR9 at work (has a bf) I got into while the intern was away. Totally into me, she couldn’t stand the fact of me hanging out with the intern.
We went on a date this weekend after work.. She loved the places I took her to, local market...lots of shopping … showed her my school etc.

Had cocky and funny routine going on, she also loved the dessert I recommended..went to her house, BF was there... it was all cool we chatted for a while..,
I left my car keys on purpose to see who wd come out and give them...guess what.. she does.. man the look she gave was something I couldn’t figure, after going home....???? F****k...

Ok, the real story and problem : is the "SEXUAL Escalation"....?? does she want it.
She keeps saying that her BF doesn't care, and I responded "I don't blame him" (busting her balls..... )

During another one of our talkathons, and I hint about the bf being alone at her place..., out of now where she just says “he can do whatever he wants behind my back.. get another woman” and whips this story that she heard about some woman (whose husband was away) and she forced some random guy (cable operator) to make out with her...quote “ the woman stood completely naked in front of the guy”………………….. my response was way too dull on this note “Guess, her hormones were jumping real bad”.

I feel this is where, completely blew it …..what could have been the response to sexually escalate and close????

Sheeeeeeit - I woulda said drop some BF destroying or Straw Man Technique, but she looks like she is ripping this guy down without any kind of extra help being required!

Take her out again, stop the 'talkathons' cos that's a one way ticket to friendzone, kino, kino, kino, escalate though body language and physical means - you've already talked this girl into a good place, seems like she is giving you enough IOIs and openings - time to man up and take her.

Substitute 'some other woman' from her story for 'her' and 'random guy' for 'you' BOOM. That's as blatant as she is gonna make it for you - SMASH it.

I'd expect some token ASD and LMR from her - one thing I saw about one guy (forget the name) who encountered some LMR was literally do nothing. he was on top of her, very close - he literally didnt move til the tension broke and he f-closed (might have been Chief actually)

Exactly, I jst need to say something abt her BF and leave the rest to her.. damn you can actually tell that she's stuck with him for no reason...some social taboo.. type.. forget that.

Yeah, she was like excited for our next outing.. but I said let's see...if BIN LADEN (her Bf) is okay with it...

and she kinda wants to bring him along.. so better to aviod.

Kino...yeah loads of that happened when we went out.. like she was gona bump into a car.. and almost landed sweetly in my arms..ah.h... talk abt it..

Great idea, let's c how the topic comes into discussion again...the substitue..plan should work.. but have no idea when - I jst want it to look like a domino effect.. but how and when is important...

Pish if the BF is coming along - you're busy. She may just try using you as a vehicle to make him jealous directly...

Time to start gaming that intern again mate. You have her jealous as fuck already, and it will help you in not falling into being this other girls jealousymaker, stops oneitis setting in, and will in turn make the girl with the BF jealous too.

If handled with enough skill you can fuck em both. Happy days.

I love some of them i use to have loads stashed up my sleves then i forgot most of them.

My fave
HB your gay ( or whatever)
me yeah I know ........why do you think im talking to you .............wait you are a guy right ?
HB response
me Im sorry im not intrested no more , come back when youve got a dick

zappo : Great comeback!

[quote] Pish if the BF is coming along - you're busy. She may just try using you as a vehicle to make him jealous directly...

Time to start gaming that intern again mate. You have her jealous as fuck already, and it will help you in not falling into being this other girls jealousymaker, stops oneitis setting in, and will in turn make the girl with the BF jealous too.

If handled with enough skill you can fuck em both. Happy days.
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Yeah, the thought didnt cross my mind at first? No wonder she took me to her place, the BF was kinda uptight until, I started talking - she seemed really happy... nice insight.

Keep the input coming in, I'm gona meet the intern to give her a new assignment today lets see how things move.. will keep ya posted.
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Okay, I've had a fucked up day - almost got into an arugment with the intern, for lazing around and not completing work, told her to f***k off - if she didn't work.

The other chick, is wondering what the heck happened to me, kept asking that what was wrong, I didnt give her an answer.. and then I see her flirting with antoher fella at work on the phone...

damn that ticked me off, well she keeps asking me "what's wrong with you" I just said nothing...... but she still insists and wants to know...

now what next!!!??????

First. Breathe.

Second. You are this interns' boss. Forget Game for a minute, if she is slacking she needs to be told. Nothing wrong with asserting your authority here.

Third. So the other one is flirting. She will, she's a woman. The fact that you are having a fucked up day doesn't change that fact. Breathe!

Fourth. What is the other woman asking for? Is she asking directly about why you have a thunderface today, or have you done/not done something else with her???