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been asked that before....

Test - Do you think im hot?
answer - no, but after a question like that im thinkin your cocky and concieted...



Test - you know, your not funny.
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New Shit Test: Do you think I'm hot?
Answer: Well I cant say you arent, but looks arent the only thing I look for in the girl. or (....., but there is more to the person besides their look). You can continue with saying something like : what else you have going for you besides your looks? etc.

New Test: Your eyes are really red, are you tired or did you smoke something? - I got that one few times ;(
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answer: some women wouldnt leave me alone at night....



new shit test: you're so mean!!
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been asked that before....

Test - you know, your not funny.
it's hard to find good looking woman with good sense of humour these days
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new shit test: you're so mean!!
Answer: "Im sorry, you didn't strike me as the insecure type'' - She will inevitably try and qualify herself as being confident/secure at which point you can just call her out for being cocky...

New Shit Test: "Don't you think you should go find your friends or something?" (said in a polite way, but with undertones of wanting you to fuckoff :p)
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Great thread!
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"Don't you think you should go find your friends or something?" (said in a polite way, but with undertones of wanting you to fuckoff :p)
Why are you so keen to meet my friends? What if they don’t like you?


New Shit Test: ‘I bet you say that to all the girls’ ‘How many other girls have you tried that on?’
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New Shit Test: ‘I bet you say that to all the girls’ ‘How many other girls have you tried that on?’
Answer: ''so far tonight? or ever?''

New Shit Test: ''Oh my god, are you wearing makeup?'' - assume for the purposes of this test that you're wearing eye liner.
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Test: ''Oh my god, are you wearing makeup?'' - assume for the purposes of this test that you're wearing eye liner.

Ans: Well, I've decided to explore my feminine side. Like I'll be exploring yours, later.



Test: You smoke too much!
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Well now that I've talked to you for a while I realize I haven't smoked enough. (smuggish smile)





HB: I am not attracted to you why are you still trying to flirt with me?
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Well now that I've talked to you for a while I realize I haven't smoked enough. (smuggish smile)





HB: I am not attracted to you why are you still trying to flirt with me?

Reframe: Well, I didn't actually want your version of attraction. I was just passing the time until some girls who are a bit more interesting come around.

Shit test: The only guys who should wear eyeliner or rock stars or guys who are utterly gay , not guys like you.

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NST: are you on steriods
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NST: are you on steriods
answer: no just a professional body builder since the age of 6

question: why are you smiling so much?

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I gotta say I see a lot of those answers as failing those tests. They just sound too AFC or just over the top from not being properly calibrated.

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I gotta say I see a lot of those answers as failing those tests. They just sound too AFC or just over the top from not being properly calibrated.
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Shit test: why are you smiling so much?

Answer: Do you belive me when i tell you that by the end of tonight you'l be wrapped around my little finger?

If yes: Thats why.

If no: Alright, keep telling yourself that.


Shit test: (you just openend) ...awkward sillence...
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