"I love little children"

"I started working at a very young age every summer so I didn't have to rely on my parents for money."

"I like working with my hands... I like building stuff"

"Me and my family are really close"

"I love salsa, or anything else Latin for that matter, it's so sensual"

"I like the feeling I have after working out in the gym... there is nothing like a good sweat"

"different cultures fascinate me"

"I hate when guys are rude to women"

"I hope to have a little more free time soon, so I can volunteer at the local XXX. I want to give something back."

"I believe string theory is what will ultimately help us arrive at a complete understanding of how the universe....." just kidding on this one.

How is String Theory NOT going to work? If you're talking to stupid girls, maybe it won't work.

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Ex-name: stelphie, origin: a combination of 'Steph', an HB I had one-itis on at the time of registration; and 'Selphie', a videogame character I thought was hot.

Ok and here just a funny one:

"I hope the guy that shot Osama said something really cool to him just before pulling the trigger - 'yipikaye motherfucker' or something like that"