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shit test: why don't you move out of your parents house?
theres the obvious sick mother but i think thats a little played out.

so ......................i'd say because its natural living there. i have lived there ALL MY LIFE
you can then go into y she moved out 8)

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Shit test:

So, how many girls have you had sex with?
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Shit test:

So, how many girls have you had sex with?
Answer: Enough to know what I'm doing.

Test: So, how much do you make?

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Test: So, how much do you make?

Ans: Not enough to keep you high maintenance girls happy

(Girl from work out on a Friday night)
Test: Dammit, cash machine's broken. Can you lend me 30 quid till Monday?
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Test: Dammit, cash machine's broken. Can you lend me 30 quid till Monday?
Answer: What do I look like a charity? I have bills to pay



Shit Test: I'm on my period do you still want to hang out?

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Well you farted earlier and that didn't bother me...




Hey can you go get my friend from outside?
(This happened to me I'm not sure if it was a shit test but the friend was a guy)
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Shit Test : Hey can you go get my friend from outside?
(This happened to me I'm not sure if it was a shit test but the friend was a guy)
Answer: yeah, in about an 25 minutes Ill go get him.


New Shit Test: Do you watch porno?

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Test: Do you watch porno?

Ans: No. I just make them....


Test: So who was that girl I saw you with last week?
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Test: Do you watch porno?

Ans: No. I just make them....


Test: So who was that girl I saw you with last week?
I dont' know you NEARLY well enough to tell you about HER. how bout you buy me a drink first before you ask me such a personal question


Test:
Don't you have friends to come to places like this with?
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yep... they're just too afraid to talk to a girl, even though she isnt that pretty....

"Dude, quit flriting with us and go somewhere else, we dont like you."
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yep... they're just too afraid to talk to a girl, even though she isnt that pretty....

"Dude, quit flriting with us and go somewhere else, we dont like you."
OMG, top shit test :)

Test: "Dude, quit flriting with us and go somewhere else, we dont like you."

Ans: Flirting? You mistook my flirting for constructive dress sense


Test: So what do you say last thing before bed? Night mum? Night dad?
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No I say good night Shakira, goodnight Beyonce.

Shiit test: What if I told you I have a BF?
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No I say good night Shakira, goodnight Beyonce.

Shiit test: What if I told you I have a BF?
Answer: So? What's your point?



Shit Test: Do you have a gf?

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Shiit test: What if I told you I have a BF?
Me: You don't.

or
Me: What if I told you I don't like hypotheticals?

or
Me: What if I told you I have a GF?


Shit test: Are you gay?

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Shit test: Are you gay?
Answer: Nope, just handsome.

New Shit Test: Do you think I'm hot?
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