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me: Hey, do you, or have you ever slept on your stomach?
hb8: No/yes
me: Oh thats cool. Can I?

me: Hey, do you know what screws like a tiger and winks?
hb8: Umm, no
me: ; ) *wink*

me: Where have I seen you before?
hb8: I dunno
me: Oh, Thats right I was in your dreams!

me: Hey, can you help me find my lost puppy?
hb8: You have a puppy?
me: Yeah, he went over there in that cheap motel across the street maybe we can find him in there

me: OMG i just got back from the aquarium, I saw the cutest little fish there! you totally remind me of him!
hb8: What kind?
me: (insert funny aquatic animal puffer fish, squid, octopus, sea urchin etc.)

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Me: Guys like you hit on Girls like me all the time, you're gonna have to come up with something special hun.
HB:lolwut?

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PUA: Hey, do you like CDz or tapes?
Her: CDz
PUA: Well see(c) deez nutz
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PUA: Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
HB: *unconscious"

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The opener that I think will work the best is the aquarium fish opener. The others seem too average and sexually advancing.
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You: "Hi, I think you owe me an apology"
Her: "wha"
You: "See, I'm already late as it is, but you're so goddam sexy I had to come over and meet you, and now you're making me EVEN LATER"

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You: "Hi, I think you owe me an apology"
Her: "wha"
You: "See, I'm already late as it is, but you're so goddam sexy I had to come over and meet you, and now you're making me EVEN LATER"
*newb question* but would this actually work?
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You: "Hi, I think you owe me an apology"
Her: "wha"
You: "See, I'm already late as it is, but you're so goddam sexy I had to come over and meet you, and now you're making me EVEN LATER"
*newb question* but would this actually work?
The only way to find out is to TRY it a bunch of times, with a smile, confidence and conviction, and tell us what your results were like :wink:

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PUA: Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
HB: *unconscious"

Sex.
Hahahaha by far the best
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You: "Hi, I think you owe me an apology"
Her: "wha"
You: "See, I'm already late as it is, but you're so goddam sexy I had to come over and meet you, and now you're making me EVEN LATER"
Is this shock and awe?
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You: "Hi, I think you owe me an apology"
Her: "wha"
You: "See, I'm already late as it is, but you're so goddam sexy I had to come over and meet you, and now you're making me EVEN LATER"
Is this shock and awe?
It's just being direct in a fun way! You can also take things further:

You: "Stop. Ok, this is just ridiculous"
Her: "wha"
You: "You can't be fucking serious. You're wearing THAT top, with THAT body, on THIS street, on a day like THIS? You must be crazy! Guys will be causing a RIOT in a few minutes when they see you"
Her : lol huh
You: "Listen, this is what we're gonna do. What's your name?"
Her: "Laura"
You: "Hi Laura, I'm Ryan. Now, everything's gonna be fine - what we're gonna do is, we're gonna get you off the street into a nice quiet coffee shop where you won't cause such a scene, relax, and sort everything out. Ok, come with me."

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You: "Stop. Ok, this is just ridiculous"
Her: "wha"
You: "You can't be fucking serious. You're wearing THAT top, with THAT body, on THIS street, on a day like THIS? You must be crazy! Guys will be causing a RIOT in a few minutes when they see you"
Her : lol huh
You: "Listen, this is what we're gonna do. What's your name?"
Her: "Laura"
You: "Hi Laura, I'm Ryan. Now, everything's gonna be fine - what we're gonna do is, we're gonna get you off the street into a nice quiet coffee shop where you won't cause such a scene, relax, and sort everything out. Ok, come with me."
now that sir, is quality. you tried this?

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You: "Stop. Ok, this is just ridiculous"
Her: "wha"
You: "You can't be fucking serious. You're wearing THAT top, with THAT body, on THIS street, on a day like THIS? You must be crazy! Guys will be causing a RIOT in a few minutes when they see you"
Her : lol huh
You: "Listen, this is what we're gonna do. What's your name?"
Her: "Laura"
You: "Hi Laura, I'm Ryan. Now, everything's gonna be fine - what we're gonna do is, we're gonna get you off the street into a nice quiet coffee shop where you won't cause such a scene, relax, and sort everything out. Ok, come with me."
Yes this seems better than the other ones because its C/F and confident. Also its very smooth.
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You: "Hi, I think you owe me an apology"
Her: "wha"
You: "See, I'm already late as it is, but you're so goddam sexy I had to come over and meet you, and now you're making me EVEN LATER"
See you might better of with a neg if she is above a HB8 just because she is soo used to screening AFC's that her Bitch shields might be up
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You: "Hi, I think you owe me an apology"
Her: "wha"
You: "See, I'm already late as it is, but you're so goddam sexy I had to come over and meet you, and now you're making me EVEN LATER"
Is this shock and awe?
It's just being direct in a fun way! You can also take things further:

You: "Stop. Ok, this is just ridiculous"
Her: "wha"
You: "You can't be fucking serious. You're wearing THAT top, with THAT body, on THIS street, on a day like THIS? You must be crazy! Guys will be causing a RIOT in a few minutes when they see you"
Her : lol huh
You: "Listen, this is what we're gonna do. What's your name?"
Her: "Laura"
You: "Hi Laura, I'm Ryan. Now, everything's gonna be fine - what we're gonna do is, we're gonna get you off the street into a nice quiet coffee shop where you won't cause such a scene, relax, and sort everything out. Ok, come with me."

Concept of shock and awe is basically blame them for being too hot.

so yeah, isn't it?
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