In intense texting and the onvo is getting sexual.( Can adapt to different situations. )

girl: i want you to.. blah
guy: well first i'd...hold on, im at the store, should i get double stuffed or regular oreos?

The point is to:
1. Throw the girl off.
2. Give a bit of resistance to not come off as a total sexual being.
3. Make her want your response to her questions and statements just a little more!

Let me know how this works!

You´re the man!

What i would say is:

"I have a boyfriend" - her
"Well good, he can keep you company when I'm not around" -you

Dont know if its exactly a tease but

Say "You're such a tease....you know what I wanna do with you right?"
(makes her curious and think naughty, shes problably going to respond something similar "No, what?"
Then say "I want to bake an apple pie with you, you did'nt guess anything that's not ethically sound?"
(Taking the moral high ground is a great for attraction) Also the underlined part does'nt need to be same, can be anything that's non-sexual. I think it works better than responding in sexual way, you already got her thinking that way...

You'r thoghts? Anything to improve?

Absolutely amazing!

if you guys like these then tell me becuz i have tons more......almost all of these are field tested.

if she is looking at you weird or holding deep eye contact:
"stop raping me with you're eyes."

"don't look at me like that.....its like you're eye-raping me."

you play a good act, but i know there's a Princess Unicorn in there somewhere.

We would never get along................It would be like Mr. and Mrs. Smith where they start off beating each other up and end up on the floor making out.

"we would be too much trouble together, if we were to hang out.......it would probably cause a glitch in the matrix."

"it would never work out between us........we're to much alike.............we would wreak too much havoc together............were like two opposite sides of a magnet.........it would probably cause a glitch in the matrix."

"if we were to hang out it would cause so much disturbance in the peace.......it really wouldn't be good."

"me and you would be so much trouble together...........seriously, we would destroy the city"

random statement;

PUA: fishes can fly and birds can swim.
HB: wtf ?
PUA: trust me, if you came to my world you would know.

if she is a bit dull and boring say: you really need to come to life

what the first thing that COMES to mind when you think about having FUN ?

cold reed: i bet in elementary you were a playground legend.

i bet you were the girl who used to throw bark at me in elementary.

i bet you were the girl who used to push boys off the swings in elementary.

i bet you were the girl who used to throw gummy bears at me in elementary.

PUA: i can already tell.....you're level of high maintenance is right up there with paris hilton.
HB: no it isn't/ whatever
PUA: i have a pie chart that proves it.

if she's wearing pink say : I like the whole pink thing you got going on........you're like the pink power ranger............you can protect me from impending doom.

when she compliments you say:

I know.....i graduated from the school of awesomeness.

extended version:
I know i'm awesome.......i graduates from the School of Awesomeness........... it's an elite school wherein only the awesomest of the awesome are accepted............The curriculum is treacherous though, because it's truely diffucult to live up to the school's highest standards of awesomeness.

you move fast..........this is way too early in our relationship for you to be doing that............slow down.......this is a school zone.

its too bad you're not my type...........i'm genetically disposed to only be attracted to blonds with pink highlights and purple contacts........do you know anyone that fits this description ?.................ohhh and she has too be half human half animal............until i find this perfect woman there'll be a void in my heart.

you're making me nervous...................i can't trust you..................for all i know you could be a totally spy working for the government.

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i was bored the other day so i made a list of different ways of calling a girl a dork

you're such a dork.....i thought i saw you at the star wars convention.

you're such a dork.......i bet you can solve a rubix cube in under a minute.

you are such a Dorkasaurus.......but its cute

you're a real life Dorkarella.......but even though your nerdy you dress nice............i bet people used you to do their science homework all the time.

Your laugh is totally dorkarific!

"Have a dorkarific day!"

i don't know......if i hang around you to long i might catch Dorkaphobia.

you :you so dorkalicious
her : whats that mean ?
you : it means you're a sexy dork

you're such a Dorkamuffin.........I bet you spend all you're free time reading books about mystical creatures like faries and stuff.

you are such a dorkatard !

you're so the geek chick.......i bet you're whole life is just one big dorkathon.

i bet your whole life is just one big dorkamatic adventure

HER; your such a dork
YOU; I'm not a dork, I'm a dorkazoid, is that ganna be a problem ?

YOU: your a dorkazoid
HER : what ? blah blah
YOU: it's someone who's too cool to be a dork !

you're a dorkball !

(when she says something weird) say
"I'm sorry. I'm not fluent in Dorkinese!"

you're a dorkus maximus. you totally started the dork revolution!

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Hi guys.

This one actually works.
Tried it twice.

Props.

lovely .... i'll use them

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I would say merchandise instead, a little more classy.

Hi there man these are like so good keep it up

Absolutely brilliant stuff Jay Wa your game is so fricking spot on!
I came up with this routine a couple months ago

HB asks pua what his favorite color is:

(pua) "hmm, guess… lets see how well you’ve got me pegged".
Everyone likes to believe they're good at reading people so this presents the challenge.

(g)"Idk red, blue, green ect..ect.."

(pua) "What did your mom only buy you the six pack of crayola crayons when you were younger?"
This will prompt her to come up with more colors to challenge your teasing.

If she hesitates and comes up with a small number of colors.
(pua)"Holy shit you were deep in thought there for like over 30 seconds and you only came up with (2) more colors!"

Give her pointless hints when she starts to struggle.
(pua) "ok im gonna give you a hint… It was the same color as my 86 Bronco" Usually this will result in some playful kino.

(pua)"Ok now I think you’ve come up with maybe the 12 pack of crayolas, wait a sec did you say blue? Oh... yeah that was it."

Always pick one of the first colors she names off. If you didn’t get some great kino here then something could be off with the delivery.
Ive used this so many times with awesome results.

Thanks guys this thread is pure genius

is the parfum fight comment food for pick up also?

This are from style:

HB: What do you do for living????

PUA: I am a professional kissing instructor, but do not get any ideas i do not give free lessons...

Hb: What do you do for living?(jeff rsd)?

pua: professional ass model

My own routines as a natural after isolated when she already attracted:

Pua: Are you a psycho?

HB: no


Pua: Do you have psycho tendencies?


hb: no blah blah blah

pua: that is what they all say, but after i fuck them is a different stories they go psycho, i do not like drama and i do not need drama, so i am being clear right now, cause i had a lot of bad experiences with clinger and stalkers(dhv)Patent pending lol




my other routine as a natural it works for me: Girl already attracted a bit of resistance


Pua: in the year 2049, one day we are going to wake up in the morning in our multiilliondollarmansion, our kids will jump in the bed and ask: mami, daddy how you met???
and i will answered them when i met your mom met at the club, she could not believe we were going to be together, but i kept being persistant, and i guess it paid off, look at us how happy we are now, she would not believe it in a million years... 100000 % field tested by me no canned material...Patent pending lol

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What do you do for living?

cigarratte lighter repairman(style/mystery)


hb:I have a boyfriend:

natural pua:And, listen i am just dancing with you having fun, if you think i am trying to hook up with you when you are not even my type let me know please, just relax and have fun nothing is going to happen... (5 minutes later making out) field tested...

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