| Right so bare with any mistakes, I’m typing this with one hand after an operation on my shoulder.
So this is my opener I worked on after reading; THE RULES OF THE GAME section on opening indirectly. I decided to put it into practice one night out in the city when, after telling my mate about the GAME, he doubted me.
Anyway just at that moment as I was walking along the street at night, the most amazing brunette walked past, she was about 5”10, wearing a tight black dress, with the area around the stomach cut out into a pattern, casually showing a bit of her bra, she was a solid 8 if not 9/10.
So I went in.
You’re familiar with Chris Rock the comedian, if not look him up. Anyway he has a great sketch on AFC’s who open directly with lines like, HEY BEAUTIFUL or YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL EYES or even the worst one CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK?.
Chris made sure to point out that direct openers like this are translated into “CAN YOU TOUCH MY DICK” by most of the women in question in society.
So, watching this sketch I found it hilarious. I bet you are sat there reading this now thinking how this worked as an opener, but believe me it does, here goes.
So I approached from behind, walked past, and then slowed and a quick over the shoulder.
ME: “Excuse me, I’m sorry but that dress is unbelievable, how is the meant to keep you warm in this weather tonight?”
BLACK DRESS: “Hey, it’s not that bad”
ME: (turn to her friend and show left shoulder to target) “Come on, you have to agree with me, that dress is going to make her freeze out here”
HER FRIEND: “Haha, yeah she definitely needs a coat”
BLACK DRESS: “Oh come on but look at hers!
(she grabs her friend and spins her round, revealing her friends dress with a cut out back showing a dark maroon bra)
ME: (to the friend) “Actually, that is just as bad, these two dresses look like something two kids who wanted attention would wear, but I do prefer your dress to this black one here”
BLACK DRESS: “Hey these aren’t children’s dresses, (lightly slaps me on my left hand)”
ME: “Oh my apologies, you’re what 16 yeah”?
BLACK DRESS: “No! I’m 18 and it’s her birthday (points to her friend) and she’s 19”
ME: “Oh wow, two grown ups hey, so let me ask you this because you must have all this grown up experience (waved hands up in the air at this point to get 100% attention)
BLACK DRESS “Haha, okay”
ME: (looking at her friend) “I bet as soon as you saw me turn to talk to you, you thought I was going to open my mouth and come out with a crap chat up line didn’t you?”
FRIEND “Sort of haha”
ME “See now that’s the problem, you get all these chumps coming up don’t you with lines like, can I get you a drink or you have beautiful eyes, but really, they’re basically saying, can you touch my dick”
BLACK DRESS “Oh my god, yes! (laughter)
ME (to her friend) “Wow, she is loud isn’t she, but you agree right?”
FRIEND “Yes, so many boys do that!” (laughing)
BLACK DRESS (laughing) “What’s your name”?
From here, I felt I had the 3 IOI’s I needed to go for a kiss close. Far enough I was very new to the gaming scene and was slightly intoxicated to the point where I had “liquid confidence” and so I said after she asked my name.
ME: “Hey, you see those guys over there, (pointed to my mates across the road) a few of them are the type of guys who use bad chat up lines like what I’ve been talking about here, but they don’t think I could ever kiss a girl as good looking as yourself, lets prove them wrong”
BLACK DRESS: (Turning to her friend and asked what she thought)
FRIEND (laughter) “I think you definitely should”
*in for the kiss on BLACK DRESS*
After I kissed her, I went for the ridiculous idea of kiss closing her friend as well, and said
ME “We’ve left your friend out, she is standing there in her dress, freezing cold, she deserves a kiss as well, doesn’t she?
BLACK DRESS: “I think so (laughter and smiling)
*in for the kiss on her friend*
Unfortunately because I was new to it all, the euphoria of that happening to me made me forget to number close, and so I got their names, but never bothered to look up anything online after.
But after some research, especially into “Cocky Funny” and Juggler’s advice that you “assume there is instant attraction from the start and use the 90-10 rule at the beginning” I realised I used this without knowing.
I probably think I talked alot and came in using a joke because of a few beers in me, but a few months on, I’ve learnt to stay off drinking while sarging.
Any advice or opinions about this, please let me know.
Spearmint.
*Note Back*
I returned to this today and finished it off, its about 4 months old, but I've realised that you can use this to simultaneously AMOG a lot of people in the nightclub.
I've opened with anything trivial, a passing comment, anything, or even using Sinn's Multiple Hit approach, where the first impression is just one that they remember you by.
I then return and bring in the line "Are you glad etc etc that I didn't use an awful chat up line on you.....then bring someone in that you want to eliminate as competition or whatever.
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Would you like a drink?
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME DICK?
Let me get that door for you.
LET ME GET THAT DOOR FOR YOU AND SOME DICK.
AFC's chat up lines make our game a whole lot easier.
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