Ok so I've been doing this on facebook to random girls that only have 1 or 2 mutual friends in common that I don't know very well. They all live in my college town.

I messeged roughly 30-40 different girls, "i have something i want to tell you..." then "I've have a crush on you for years"

They alway say, "who are you?" or "do I know you?" and it's been fun trying out different responses. Keep in mind I sit in a computer lab half of the day with nothing to do, besides bothering girls on FB the past couple days! First i'd say "i'm tasty, I like purple" and that didn't work at all. Then i started saying "i'm OSG.... one sexy guy" and got some laughs and hooks. Then recently, when they ask how they know me or if they know me, I say "do you want to" and now they're much more interested

The demographic is 18-21 year old girls, some seniors in HS, some graduated, some go to my university. If they have a BF (in profile pic or "in relationship") then I dont message.

I've gotten 1 phone number. About 5 of them hooked then kind of staled out, we'd talk for awhile then she'd say no to number. The 1 phone number is very interested, we've been talking the past day, and we plan to meet up tonight or this weekend, depending if she has to work. She's adorable, kind of a punk-style girl (piercings and big hair) but really petite and cute face, she's 18. It's a combination of her wanting to get laid too, its very obvious when i'm like "you live in _____ too?" and she says "yes " and also helps that we very similar lifestyles.

I'll post a LR on this within the next few days

Very interesting stuff here.. keep in mind that I look like a stud and have some FB "social proof" where i'm with girls in almost all of my pics. I feel as though every 20-40 girls I message there will always be one who wants to "hang out"

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So this didn't really work... I don't think...

Here's the Convo:
Me: hey, oompa loompa
Her: nub!
Me:haha so ive gotta tell you something
Her: am I gonna want to hear it?..... If it involves cheese I'm logging off...
Me: well I don't think you can hear IMs haha.
Her: read*
Her: dumbass,
Me: you're so cheesy
Me: ok... So...
Me:I've had a crush on you for a long time.
Her: ... Seriously?
Me: yes... I am completely cereal.
Her: cause nothing in study block has led me to be skeptical about that
Her: haha
Me: I saw you mirin my physique
Her: ???
Me wwhats to question, you be mirin me
Her: wtf is mirin
Me: admiring..
Her: oooooh should've known
Me: lettuce be cereal, when do I getta clap dem cheeks
Her: freak
Me: don't hate
Her: oh I won't
Me: taters gonna Tate
Her: retards gonna be retadded
me: hey, dont put yourself down now...
me: comeone we can get a bottle of henny and do the grown up
her: not a chance
Me: whattabouut 2?
her: nope
Me: even if i bring in a bag of cheese blasted gold-fish for you?
her: not for all the goldfish in the world
me: im giving you the best chance in your life, and some goldfish...
her: pfft yeah right...

there was a little bit after but it was all the same as the end, haha

that was a hilarious text session. thanks for sharing.

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This thread is great, I'm going to try a few of these text or FB jokey pick ups today

will post the results if anything interesting goes on, could be fun!

so the girl that I opened with this ...

I went and saw her at work two nights ago when she was getting off, and we talked for an hour. Last night she took me out to the movies last night. We made out a couple of times and such. She kind of has a cerfew still by her parents (18 yo) so no pull yet, it was past midnight when it was over. Next step is coming today or tomorrow.

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awesome stuff

ME: I need to tell you something SERIOUS
Girl: :O What??
ME: I've had a crush on you for years
I really had to tell you this, it has being consuming me for years
Girl: What are you talking about? I don't even know you for years!
ME: For YEARS
Finally I told you! I feel so much better now!
Girl: I love you too.
ME: Finally we can marry!

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"Their compliance is,
'Does she grab your hand?' F*ck you! I want to grab her mind. If I can
grab her mind, she'll be grabbing whatever I want, any way I want her to." - Ross Jeffries

LOL good one, you got it good

I think at that point you should have just given up but that may be the wrong course of action. In this scenario what should one do?

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I'm now sleeping with several girls using this opener on FB I know you all think its a joke but I'm here for business

2 for... 80ish. About 40-50% don't even respond. Another 40% will be like "i dont even know you" and most of the time leads to "bye", then there is about 10% that will hook and she shows interest. I know that when this happens it is based off of my looks because she will say "you're cute" or something like that. There has been about 5 that instantly gave me their number to text, and of course only 2 of them kept progressing to meet up. Lay occurs on 3rd meet, had to build comfort because I was a total stranger. First meet was just rapport/comfort, hug, hand caress. Second was kissing and hand caressing like at the movies. Third was my place for lay.

Basically screening for a girl who is vulnerable and down-to-****... and also attracted to my looks somewhat. But i'm done using this it gets boring.

tip: I messaged girls with only 1 friend in common, so they arent in my social circle, because that'd be damn awkward.

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holy shit! gonna try this, but i'm not american so can anyone please explain what henny is?

Remember that Joan Jet and the Blackhearts song..? Anyways... I used the "I had a crush on you" text message with a girl I knew in high school... two days later she was in my bed... AMAZING!!

Lovecraft (Who feels much more confident no that he's gotten laid and it didn't cost money...

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OMFG I cannot BELIEVE I'm trying this right now ahahahah. I'll edit with details on how it's going. this is what I've got so far.


Me:Hi! How u doing?
Her:Hey I'm good. How about you?
Me:Good, but I've gotta tell you something...
Her: Uh oh. What's that
Me:I've had a crush on you for years.
Her:That's sweet. But years?? I haven't even known you a year.
Me:Yeah but every minute is like a year spent with you so lettuce be cereal here, when you gon let me clap dem cheeks
Her:Woah there.... I'm still with tim and I plan on keeping it that way. I'm sorry to let you down but that's how it is.



Ehh, fuck her anyways. We haven't talked in like weeks lol.

I am laughing my ass off reading these...

I've never felt like I was reading genius while at the same time destroying brain cells quite like this.

Forever Stallone? Clap dem cheeks? LMAO

Whatever works I guess! I wish we had texting when I was in my early 20s .

If I tried this now most women I know would think that I had gotten some brain damage or something.

This is some "cereally" funny shit! Lettuce rejoice! Rofl!!!