Ok so before i start explaining i need to say that i would really like this question to be answered soon because an answer later than like 12 hours from now would be pretty useless. Any and all help is appreciated.
Anyway there is this girl (her name is emily) i like and ive been talking to her off and on for a little while and hung out with her and her friends a couple times. just today this guy i know asked her out and she said yes. they are now boyfriend and girlfriend. i am so pissed off because he has only known her for 2 weeks but he beat me to it. So it just happens that one of my friends who is also emily's friend is having a party tomorrow afternoon. I'm pretty sure she will be there but im not sure whether her new boyfriend is invited or not. how can i steal her??

someone please help the party is in less than 4 hours i need help badly!

you want us to inform you on how to steal a girl in four hours or less?

oh kayyyyyy...

well, you are going to have to go ultra-direct.

i suggest skipping right to the kino.

just corner her in the kitchen when no one else is around and say something like

"you make me horny, OMG, and grab her!"

run your hands all over her body, whisper in her ear

"i am going to give you the best, most wildest sex of your life!"

then take her out back.

if she goes with you, it's an epic win!!!

i mean, what could go wrong?

this shit is foolproof...

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Could that be passed off as rape? LOL!