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It would seem odd if one randomly said"A one minute kiss kills 26 calories."
I had problem with this as well. But what I do now, is I sort of look into distance like something just occurred to me or I remembered something. And then say completely random thing like this. I ususally say,
"I read the other day that (your random statement)" or simply
"By the way, did you know that (your random statement)"
If it's interesting enough they never ask why did you say such random thing. After a while they get used to the fact that you are a guy who says random interesting things.
BTW The good thing about it is that you look like a guy who lives in his own World (If you seen Mystery talking, you know what I mean). This sucks people into your world, which is an incredible thing to happen, cos' in your world only your rules apply.