I'm gonna save some of you guys some reading time.. I didn't get the number... I know, I know... but what if I had.. Damn that would have been an amazing story...

I'm all out of condoms so head to the grocery store to buy some. I pick up 2 loofas and mouth wash, then head to the pharmacy. They keep their condoms in a cabinet that is locked. You have to actually ask someone to open it for you.

So, I jump in line behind the old ladies picking up their heart medicine and wait. The line opens up and a cutie is behind the counter. First thing comes to my mind is "GAME ON"

Her: May I help you
Me: Yes! Is there someone here that can open up the prophylactic cabinet?
Her: Sure... Let me get the key

I notice she has braces. I still wear a retainer. (side note: I more compliments on my smile when I wear it, than when I don't) We walk over to the cabinet.

Me: So how are those braces treating you?
Her: They're ok
Me: Really? When I had mine, I hated going in to get them tightened
(She looks at my face and I flash a smile)
Her: Oh your teeth look really nice!
Me: they had better... I paid enough to get them fixed.. The pain was well worth it though (by this time we've reached the cabinet)
Her: Yeah... i can't wait to get mine off
Me: Ahhh, so the truth finally comes out. Let me see
(She gives me a smile)
Me: Everything looks good to me... you don't have much longer huh
Her: Well it wasn't that bad before... just needed to straighten some out
Me: Cool... welcome to the nice teeth club!
Her: *laughs*

Then we're just standing there in front of the cabinet, and I'm waiting for her to open it so I can grab my condoms and go..

Me: Soooo....
Her: *laughs* oh... umm... I need you to tell me which ones you want
Me: LOL! Ok... Usually they just open it up and I grab them and go...

I point to the ones I want. She opens the cabinet, hands them to me, locks it up, and starts to head back to the pharmacy

Me: Let me get your number so we can go celebrate by eating ribs and caramel apples when you get your braces off
Her: Ummm... I have a b/f

Me: Hellooooo... *waves the condoms*
Her: *laughs* I know... but he gets really jealous
Me: That's too bad... jealousy isn't a really good trait to have, but no worries.. I'll just congratulate you when I have to come back to buy some more prophylatics
Her: *laughs* ok.. see you then

Overview:
Opener: Braces comment
DHV: My nice teeth that I paid to get fixed and strangely enough, the fact that I'm buying condoms and called them prophylactics instead.
Isolation: Not like I'm gonna be able to kiss her while she's on the job
Kino: Absolutely none
Close: Tried a number close and was rejected.

So... do I think she really had a boyfriend? Nope! Did I get rejected? Absolutely. Did it hurt my game? Not one bit! The game continues in the face of rejection. Turn the rejection around and make it apart of your game. I'll see her again... Game will still be on.. Who the hell games a girl while buying condoms?

THIS GUY!!! I swear I have no sense!

When she asked what kind you want, you should of asked what kind she likes lol, for shits and giggles.

"Wanna hop in my car and burn some rubber" lol had to say it.

good job though man, pretty funny i would have to say. Hiting on a girl while getting condoms shows you have balls ithink.