heres mine

her: Yyyuooooo
me: whatup chickita
her: At my favorite place ever
me: wheres that
her: Starbucks. Because I'm a high maintenance coffee whore
me: bad girl
i need to tell u something right now
her: Kkk what
me: ive kinda had a crush on you for years.
her: Ahahahahah
me: im pouring my heart out here, and you laugh?
you think im joking/
her: Impossible. I haven't known you years
me: well days feel like years when im with you
lettuce be cereal here
her: Lmaaao shut up
Hahah
Sorry I'm taken
By this grande mocha frap
me: so how about you and i get together sometime and sip on some henny and then maybe do some adult thing nom sayin?
her: Lmmmmmao sssstttaaaaawp
me: you still think im joking
forever stallone
her: Huhhhhh
me: why dont we start things early, maybe do the grown up.
when r u gonna let me clap dem cheeks?\
her: LOL OH GOD kk and that's a wrapp
me: forever calzone

this girl is only 19, please forgive her. I had a good laugh.

^^ Lmfao!!! This shit is golden.

ffuuuuu

got called a creep by a HB i didnt really know she secretly liked it i bet

But it was alot of fun with the others

Pahahaha, I absolutely love this thread! However few questions.

I'm from the UK and if I said things like 'henny' girls wouldn't have a clue what I'm on about. Also what on earth does Lettuce be ceral mean!?

Luca

I tried this on two girls, my dumb ass forgot the conversation and deleted the text log. But I kinda free styled on it. I'm going to go get my text logs and then post an edit on the forum.

Update: A girl told me she'd never talk to me again. I told her it was ok. I'm going to post up the 2 conversations these comprise of.

D (a week ago):

Me: D, I have something to tell you. I've had a crush on you for years.

Hb: Where did that come from? I haven't talked to you in forever?

Me: If there were a thousand celebrity stars in one room, you'd shine the brightest babe.

Hb: Are you just messing around?

Me: Lettuce be cereal and be in reality here.

Hb: Hahaa ohh jeez.

Me: Why do you think I'm messing around? I'm so serious.

Hb: Well because of the way your talking.

Me: When you gonna lemme come over, do the grown up and clap dem cheeks?

Hb: haha wow.

Me: Wanna chill?

Hb: No response

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D (Today):

Me: D do u just like 2 make men sad?

Hb: What?

Me: U have left my heart a barren wasteland and a chasmed pit. Empty... W/o u the nites get cold . A kisseth from thines lips is the only cure 2 this poison :l...

Hb: ?? Wheres all this coming from..its kinda weird

Me: (I pussied out): Actually from a shakesphere novel. I got so bored debby. I couldn't help but 2 experiement on u. PLz 4give me. *Makes puppy dog noise. C;mon cure this boredom.

Hb: Hahaa you say some of the weirdest things..you don't actually talk to girls like that do you?

Me: (Answering objectively and stupidly): Hmm from time 2 time I do. ONe girl just told me 2 never talk 2 her again lol. It was actually fun. We need 2 go 2 the mall 2 watch me.

Hb: Yeah I can see someone saying that lol.

Me: It wrks on some girls. I'm still learnin d lol. But I'z be bored. Need 2 chill with you.

Hb: I'm going golfing sorry.

Me: Boooo! That's cool though. U still go to our old school?

Hb: Nope not anymoree.. going to a 4 year now.

Me: Oh cool I have a friend down there. I have another year left.

Hb: No response

Something to keep in mind I've known her since we were about 16 I'm almost 21 now, so we've known each other for years. She knows how weird I can get lol.
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E (Week ago):

Me: When are you going to stop swimming with that one fish and come over here and be treated like a princess te amo??

Hb: What are you talking about ???

Me: Muriam (pun on the guys name) can't treat you like I can. Lemme know when you wanna come to dry land. No puede como yo (she's mexican).

Hb: Omg lol u are crazy Dave.

Me: How am I crazy?

Hb: U are lol. U should be telling this to your girl and. Let me tell u Ariel is only my friend ok.

Me:Why do you think I'm kidding?

Hb: I just know u are Dave. Besides how can u be saying that u don't know me like that u have barely seeing me a few times.

Me: Here I am pouring my heart out to you and I get no love. Forever stallone .

Hb: Ups sorry, just don't know if u are joking or being honest with me. Cause I know how u like to tjoke around most of the time.

Me: forgot this line..... lol

Hb: I 'm about to go back to work, but I text u some other time ok. Good luck on your finals and take care byee.

So I don't say anything or do anything. She calls me. I call back later, and she then says its an accident. She called me at 1:45 in the morning, accident :/....
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E (Next day):

Hb: Hey Dave!!! I just wanted to say sorry for calling u last night I drop my phone and didn't notice I was calling u, sorry once again bye.

Me: That wasn't an accideent. U knew what i was offerin and u wanted it. Don't worry this stays between us, n thats 4 real. Don't be ashamed be free.

Hb: Omg Clearly u are crazy and sorry to tell you but u are not my type of guy. I don't know whats wrong with u this days that u are saying all this things....

Hb (cont.): and I'm just over all this ok. So u can think whatever u want, but the trusth is something else so byeeeeeeeeeee.
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E (Today):

Me: I just think ur afraid 2 experiment. Baby trust that this stays between us. I'm that invisible guy you an relax n have fun wit. Feel free to express all pleasures..

Hb: Omg I just odn't know what to say to u anymore ( u are crazy). I'm done talking to u so have a great life and don't bother texting me anymore cause I won't be answering byeeeeee.

Me: Hmmm had 2 try. Lifes short. U have a nice life too.

I then abruptly deleted her number without second thought and moved on. I know I made a lot of mistakes, but I'm trying to focus on what I'm doing right now instead of worrying about my failures.

On the good note however, I replaced this one dead log with like 3 or 4 other numbers today. So I'm good. We'll see where this all goes.

LMAO! This thread made laugh big time hahaha.
Thank God I logged back in after two years.
Imma try this out once I get the balls to lol

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Knowledge is horsepower!!

Gaius you're not sticking to the script. Stop being a creep.

Yeah I simply don't care anymore, I've been too cautious in my game for the past year with no results. Please forgive me for gaming super hard. I'm pushing all boundaries and breaking all rules. I'm simply tired of being a coward that gets no where. On a side note me talking and acting like this actually works in public. Doesn't work well in txt, but I simply haven't perfected it yet.

I'm no longer allowing the self pitying/ self-loathing fearful side of my self rule my game, but my angry, proud, and unregretful side dominate my game. The side of me that leaves to conquers, grows, improves, and proves all doubters wrong. It has given me the strength to do more then I ever have in the past 11 months in game. I can honestly tell you that I have done more in the last 3 weeks of talking to women, and then I have in the previous 11 months. I was being a pussy. So when I say or do creepy stuff, that's fine because I expect to fuck up and fail. I just told another girl that I missed her because I knew it was the wrong thing to say and I wanted to see her reaction. I'm content with being labeled creepy, weird, strange, etc. I just don't care for anyone's dissenting opinions anymore. I'm too head strong now and I'm doing what I know I should've been doing all along.

I have become too confident in my abilities, too proud, too high strung. Most importantly I have become too tired of failure. I simply don’t care if I fail and fuck up because I know that way I’ll improve. I’m simply tired and I had enough.

People say that personas are unhealthy, but I think I need a personality change. What I'm doing is not being fake, but channeling my rage and fury into something constructive. So I'm content to stay with people being judgmental. It just makes me more persistent at improving and unwilling to change or listen due to anyone's concerns. I will continue as planned. And I will improve. I WILL post other semi-related free styles on here. I’m unashamed of the post, which is why I put it up there.

Have a nice day.

Sincerely,

Gaius

Giaus you dont have to go from one extreme to the other. Thats just having one kind of failure turn into the other kind of the spectrum... In these convo's the girls can see your trying a lot....trying overly hard doesnt work.... Instead of completely going from shy to not, set a mid point, with qualities you see working, and use that instead.

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FAIL PROOF PICK UP LINE: excuse my, im sorry to bother you but my father beats me, can i have your number.

i'm gonna need someone to help me change those lines to swedish without loosing the witty cocky comfidentse side... would love to just throw some of them out here and there for the fun of it xD but when i try to translate them they all seem so serious and shit..

hahah awsome thread but real quick, what do ppl mean when they say lets do the grown up thing and let me slap (clap) them cheeks?

srry guys im pretty slow haha

It's Gaius , and I try to become more "balance" but that is one of my draw backs Octave. I either do it, or I don't. To be honest I knew I was going to lose those girls, I just didn't care. I just threw stuff out there to see reactions. To be honest I know this will get me more success then what I was doing. My mind can't rationalize in the middle. I am simply an extremist and that's unfortunately how I have to live my life. Now, with all this being said, there are positive effects to me being this extreme. I'm working much harder for the things I want, and I am much more focused and determined than before. I'm afraid that if I try to "compromise" that all this aggressive zest I just gained will be lost.

I’m simply bad socially period, so I intend to fail hard and in every single way to see what not to do with my own eyes. At least I know then what not to do.

In order to prevent this, I will simply let this phase and transformations take its course. Anything is better than being a coward. I will eventually learn to become more subtle about hitting on women, but for now I will maintain the other extreme because it helps me to actually do what I need to do, and get comfortable doing it.

It DID WORK!! (Though I didn't really follow the format, but I said some of the script. I think I just got lucky.)
Tried on a cute shy girl.

Her: Hey!
Me: Wassup?
Her: How ya doin?
Me: Here at work, I'll txt u later promise.
Her: KK

(Hours later)

Me: Yo I'm off

(2 hours later)

Her:Sorry I was taking a nap.
Me: It's ok so wassup?
Her: Not much, you?
Me: Just working on my car right now.
Her:Ooohh cool
Me: Yup, so tell me, are you still dating that guy?
Her:Mmmmm yup... why?
Me:Nothing, Any room for another one? jk lol
Her:Hahahaha I'm guessing that's you?
Me: Yup
Her:Lol amazing well no, there no room right now... sowwie
Me:Forever stalone, forever stalone.. Lol you took me seriously? wow lol
Her: Usually when ppl jk, there's always a truth behind it.
Me: And there is, I've had a crush on you the moment I saw you.
Her: Really??? No lie, no jk??
Me: Yeah, (plus some random stuff we talked way back then)
Her: Lol yeah... So it's true.. I kinda suspected it, but I wasn't sure.. well I had a crush on you too. :p
Me: Why not let's kick it and see how it goes? Don't tell him though. (Shes currently dating someone)
Her:MMmmmmmm Are you sure?? I don't want to you to think of me in a bad way...
Me: I'm sure. (Plus some random stuff again)

(From then on, we set up a date tom, and were still txting till now lol)

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Knowledge is horsepower!!

I did this a while ago when fucking trashed lol

sorta worked and sorta didn't. The fact i was drunk probably dulled my wit

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Hahaha this is hilarious.