wow this thread is priceless

Great post! love all of it!

Is this a red bull in my pocket or am I just pleased to see you?

Sorry, it must not be your day. It was a red bull! (Smile and wink in an outrageously provocative manner)

***For someone you know a bit already and have some rapport with. Work or college scenario***

Any opinions on this? I'm new but I think if you have had an IOI or two, this might have some success in raising a smile and evoking sexual thoughts ambiguously.

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Just stumbled over this: www.picselate.com/duke-nukem-will-get-you-laid

I'm def gonna try it

So many great openers!

billie needs to get laid ^

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Thanks for stickying this I had problems finding good openers. Gamblers game is a little clumsy in empty clubs but in full ones it is best method ever.

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So i came up with this, still haven't tried it out but i can't see why i wouldn't work.

So you go up to the chick and say something like"
"my freind and i were having an argument and we need your help. We're trying to figure out girls want to be saved by which superhero the most. He says supreman but i think he's to much of a nice guy. What do you think? Who would you want to be rescued by?"

And from here it should be easy to go into a sexual conversation by asking what she's looking in a superhero and therefor a man, what turns her on about this superhero. All you need to do for the rest of the night is try and adopte the caracteristiques of that superhero, implicitly or in a tongue and cheek manner.

With some editing this one could be a winner. I would rather say that its my guy cousin marrying a chick he has known for six months , this way you can work this neg into the routine...

" What if this chick is one of those freak needy chicks but is just really good at disguising it?" "You know the type right?"

It can then lead anywhere![/quote]

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you are just one of the 10000000000000000 women so i dont even care if 100000 of women know that
i just need to use it on who don,t know

Opener I came up with.
So I bought a couple of blank faced cards, and I've written "Your name" or "Your phone number" in it, I approach a group or a set saying:

"I don't know any of you right? What would you do if I had in my pocket a card with your name (or your phone number) written on it?

They will be super curious and will agree with something. Then you show your card that has "Your name" written on it.

I haven't field tested this one, since I came up with it recently, but I believe it' a good one.

Two girls in front of me at the bar. Only one of them interacted, the other one was observing.

Me:"Listen, could you two order for me as well, so that I don't have to wait"
HB:"Ok, but only if you buy us two a drink"
Me:"Nah, that won't work, sorry. I'd rather buy them myself thanks.
HB:"whatever"
I just stand in line and before you know it

HB:"Ok, we'll do it anyway"
Me thinking "nailed it!:D" A little fluff talk and than a k-close.

I found this on another board and it made me chuckle:
The chloroform one could actually be a winner if delivered properly!

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"Hey quick question guys, would you say, Rihanna is cute, or is she hot?, the reason I ask; I always thought she was hot but a friend of mine, working in LA and got to meet her and say's that she's more cute than hot."

Made up/tried this one last night on my first ever pick up attempt (I'm new).

Me: Excuse me I need an opinion on something. Would you ever go after a guy who wears sunglasses indoors, at night?
HB: No (obviously)
Me: Perfect *put sunglasses on*

Any criticisms, suggestions?