hahahah


hey whatsup jamie

Haha whats up, Philly! How are you?

good. just got done doing some yoga

Yoga? Lol okay, that's interesting. Ahahah

hey i have something to tell u

Haha tell away! Lol

ive had a crush on u for years

Haha you're so funny. You haven't even known me for years, Philly.

yea but every minute is like a year spent with u
lettuce be cereal here

Haha you're making it so hard to be serious when you're saying lettuce and cereal! Lol
C'mon now, stop lying

why do u think im lying?! i see u mirin me
we'd be a hot couple

Because...I dont know lol ya' think so?

so when r u gonna let me clap dem cheeks becuz u never gave me a chance

Haha youre good with words lol aren't you like out of school already?

no, wednesday. so what is going to be?
how bout we meet up during break

Haha oh shucks lol so soon. And youre serious? Haha. Remember, I told you I'm not easy, Philly (: gotta earn this!

forever alone

You? Alone? Never. Lol

so then lets get this romance started tomorrow

Haha sure Phil, sure. You don't even know me. Lol

well then i know a great way we kan get 2 know eachother

Haha okay Phil, I'll see you tomorrow (:

this is the shyt. SO funny man. and it works as well

are you guys saying this to girl-friends or to random strangers you have in your FB(for sample) list?
cuz i know this girl for quite a while now.. but i think she see's me as a friend.
so would this work or not?

How the hell, does this fricken work??? hahaha it's so direct and sleazy and gets a girl to open up to you? This defies all PUA rules and all that shit lol i gotta try this!

no thinking, just do it.

not giving a fuck will get you a long way in life

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thanks guys, i now have an affective tool to get the bitchs i never was able to get in middle school

I was shitting my pants before I did this, but I gave it a go and it went well for a first time. heres the chat log:

hello stranger! hows it going?

hello hello its going pretty well thanks what about you?

im good, by the way i have to tell you something

go on then

i used to have this major crush on you back in primary school, you still look as cute as you did back then lol

hahaha erm thanks haha
speechless

wow i just poor my hart out and all i get is speechless lol
heart*

haha i have literally just come out of a 3 year relationship
and im being honest it wasnt the best
so forgive me

me too but i don't dwell on the past, it's not important

haha i wish i had your attitude

19:37
ok lettuce be cereal here, why don't me and you get together sometime in the future, sip on sum henny nom sayin

lmao
yeah

for real, why don't we start things off early then

erm not for me but i will let you know nearer a later date

Then she just goes offline, didn't get a chance to get the number lol

How did I do?

shoulda kept it short.
"iv had a crush on you for years"
are some magical words LOL

First of all, congratulations for trying it out!

You're "lol"s come off needy. Not saying you shouldn't use it at all, just saying that the way you use it sounds just like a nervous laughter.
Lots of guys do this both online and "in real life". Cut it off!

your mindframe should be: You're kinda playing, you're having fun. But you really mean it and you're bold about it! YOU ARE NOT JOKING.

But don't worry, you'll get it right!

This single thread changed my mindframe. Even thought the first time I tried I didn't get a date, I felt something clicking. I started doing it in person too. It just became part of my personality or something, I do it and I don't even notice anymore.
And God it's so much fun, it's great!

So hey, thanks!

i ve had a crash on you for yers
she= thank you but i have a boyfriend whom i love with the bottom of my heart
Whats next?

did it to a real sweet HB10 i met awhile back, it fuckin sucked! hahahh

me: z!
hb: WEEE
me: weeeds no good lol
hb: oh yes it is(shes no pothead)
me:i needa tell you something yo!
hb:WHAT WHAT
me: iv had a crush on you for years
hb: have you really
me: days feel like weeks!
hb: really wow!
me: lettuce be real!
me: when you gonna let me slap them cheeks
hb: im sorry
me: i poor out my heart and feeling and thats what i get =[
me: forever alone
hb: aaron
hb: iaijeifhjab
hb: im getting married next summer
hb: no next winter
me;

this is where im like ohhhh FUUUCKKK!! shes a 17 year old with this gnarly, russian mafia boyfriend guy lol. he was smart and married her QUICK!!!

so idk she texted me and said she used to have a thing for me to i guess,
i was so fucking out of it when i was younger i didnt know what the fuck i was doing. its cool though i was laughing the whole way threw this

This thread gives balls to all of the ones that dont have. You would get them either way with talking to them , but with that you see it like a joke and have the balls to talk to them directly. Its good cuz you can see how this affects you it works cuz its FUN, woman LOVE fun.


The Greek

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you think it would work the next day after meeting a girl at a party,

Guy: Iv had a crush on you for days
her: iv only known you sence last night
guy: hours feel like weeks!


im gonna try this ill get back to you all on this one

No. You're probably going to say creepy if you say "days" instead of "years."

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I tried this last night on a girl that used to date a friend of mine.

It went so well that i just kept it serious and didn't bother with the lettuce or cereal

She told me I should have mentioned my 'crush' sooner, and she was happy that I'm moving back nearer London.



Absolute class material.