I took the pictures in this woman's profile and made a story. What do you all think???


I think I have you figured out. In you senior year you tried poll dancing but got splitters. Gave that dream up to try a new one. Using the dance skills you learned from... "poll dancing" you lead a group of girls to a championship. Congratulations. After that accomplishment. Next came cowgirl, with your new blonde friend. After new records were set in women's bull riding and wrangling you decided to leave while on top and became an actress. With a show modeled after "Entourage" the shows name "Bridal Entourage". This how ever was short lived because of photos of you, that exposed your gangster lifestyle on the north side of Chicago. In time a need, your blonde friend picked you up and exposed you to the wild life. You enjoyed Hawk and Bear watching. With your life almost complete you ventured into an online dating site. Here you throw yourself into the online dating pool and let everyone know that pink starbursts are number six in things you could never do without. Air... was number eight. You have received a message at least once that said, "u seem cool, what up?" and "ur pretty". These guys must not have taken the time to really look into what you really wanted.


Conan

i didn't read all of your post, but you seem like a stalker after reading the first few sentences. you're fantasizing about her right away, at least in her mind that's what she feels.

i've tried the witty and creative personalized openers on hot and average chicks, and never got responses. i think it
s because of the creep/stalker vibe.

honestly, i've got plenty of responses by using canned openers. never once has a girl said, "you could've sent that same message to a hundred other girls"
best of luck to you. always keep trying new and crazy ways until you find what works for you.

.....Don't do that again, bro.

I never will again. It didn't work. Thanks