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Mack 2.0
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 2:03 pm 
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There are "pre-approved" things to say.

Read through the thread.
i read the entire thread...

i said it would be funny if you could ONLY respond with a pre-approved list of responses.

as in girl says "what are you doing tonight?" and your choices are like "i love bunny rabbits" or "it's snowing here". (obviously an example for the comedically impared)

ONLY.

look it up in the dictionary.

twas a joke
Ok.

Except when I made this thread it wasn't so that we could teach everyone to use routines. Part of the exercise is thinking on your feet and being creative.
Joke.

Dictionary.com (joke): something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act
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Octave
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Alright i decided to try it. Heres my convo

Me:Hey Lexi

Her: Hey Wud up

Me: Not to much, but theres sumtin i gotta tell ya

Her: What is it?

Me: I have a crush on ya for years

Her:Congrats

Me: Congrats, i pour my heart out, and thats all i get congrats

Her: Hahaha im sorry

Me:Forever alones

Her: What?
Her: I have a bf

Me: Thats upsetting, well when are you gonna tell him the bad news

Her:This isnt Jeff is it

Me: Of course it is, who else would it be

Her: Someone who hacked it...

(Then she logs off)

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xFox
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 12:04 pm 
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Finally, I did it.
This was my first attempt, ever, of going direct. Till yesterday, I simply couldn't say anything direct to a girl, stating my intensions without knowing she was into me already.
Yesterday after staring at my Facebook account for some time, I did it. I met this girl 6months ago, I only saw her once. She added me that night on facebook and we didn't talk since.
Here it goes the translation

Xfox:hey

Girl: Hey hey! (:

Xfox:how are you?

Girl fine, you?

Xfox: i'm great!
I need to talk to you

Girl: Really? what's up?

Xfox: I saw you're pics, you're looking fine!
I had the greatest crush on you for years

Girl: What?! LOOL

Xfox: Here I am, pouring my heart out
and there you are laughing

Girl: You're kidding me
we don't even know each other for years
xD

Xfox: That's because every minute feels like an eternity.

Girl: ahah this is so great!
LOL

Xfox: There she is, still laughing

Girl: Wasn't it supposed to be funny? :X

Xfox: You know what we should know?
we should leave everything, and escape to Paris.

Girl: To Paris?

Xfox: dinner to the light of canddles

Girl: woo .. Can't it be Cuba and dinner on the beach?
LOL

Xfox: cuba?

Girl: or Dominican Republic

Xfox: hmmm

Girl: I want some sun!
ahah

Xfox: Well, what about Indonesia?
or Maldives?

Girl: That would be great!
Unless there is a tsunami..
xD
ahahah

Xfox: The down side is we would have to get a Job to pay it all
Working at macdonalds for all eternity
but It would be so romantic
We would feed our child with bigmacs

Girl: LOOOOL
or we could just help ourselves with coconuts and papayas
it's good for your health you know? xD

Xfox: sounds like a plan
anyways I think I lost you're number
but write it down so we can arrange the details

Girl: #########
Alright then
When you find out the dates etc
you call me ok?
lool

Xfox: sure!
We'll arrange an appointment this week for a couple of drinks and arrange the details
what about that?

Girl: Sounds like a plan :b

Xfox: Thursday?

Girl: everything has to be treated in detail so nothing goes wrong
lol
yes, maybe, we'll talk this week
Xfox: I'm not sure I can make it, but we'll keep in touch, ok my love?

Girl: ok ok , donee :b

Xfox: Bom, gotta run
Good night

Girl: Alright then, kissesss *

Girl: good night! (:

Xfox: You should start thinking on possible destinations. Make a list or something

Girl: Yeah I will....I will make a list
And then you'll see what pleases you the most (:

Xfox:Deal!


This was my first try, so I know next time will go better. But I realized how easy it is to create something out of thin air. It's ridiculous how nervous I was before typing.
This is 100% fun. Direct is so awesome.


I had a crush on this thread for years
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LegitAlfa
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Finally, I did it.
This was my first attempt, ever, of going direct. Till yesterday, I simply couldn't say anything direct to a girl, stating my intensions without knowing she was into me already.
Nice work.

As far as verbal game is concerned, roleplaying is about as good as it gets.

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the man with no name
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This thread is hilarious. No one good is online right now, but I promise to have one up soon!
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LegitAlfa
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Everyone that has enjoyed this thread, this video is a required watch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9zSBkhz ... r_embedded

You do dat wit swag.

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Peng
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This is classic, but the real gold is "Lettuce be cereal here" Haha, Epic!

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Holy shit! i tought this was a joke! fuckit it. im going for it. wish me luck guys, il be uploading pics!
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LegitAlfa
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People are still doing this, here's a brand new example of success.


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Reprazent
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Whats giving me the giggles here is "lettuce be reality".
Thats a new line to me sounds quality :L
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LOL this reminds me of the video of the troll pua's gaming on a college campus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAGiQ3AWKqI
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Some good stuff on here once you have filtered through all the Chav text language...speak English!
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Khrem
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Strong misc post is strong.
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Strong misc post is strong.
umad cuz i'm stylin on u?

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Khrem
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Strong misc post is strong.
umad cuz i'm stylin on u?
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