Here my texts I've been sending to this girl. She's more of a friend but I feel she slightly coming on to me. Feel free to mention where I could do better.

Me: Afternoon sunshine! Hope moi Lady is feeling better today as she was pretty horse radished jelly faced last night x

HB: I'm much better today thanks how are you? X

Me: Honestly? Horny.........Jokes darling, sorry for rasing your hopes you know me *****, always dandy x

HB: Haha wouldnt be surprised! Good stuff x

Me: Wouldnt be surprised? What does that mean? This annoys me that I cant work out what you said as I am smarter than you. Damn it *****, explain yourself women! No kiss this time im afraid...

HB: What makes you think your smarter than me ******?!

Me: First, that would be Mr ******* to you Lady ****. Second, Omg..... did you just question my brain power to yours?! Im deeply offended, n you just started a war which you possibly couldnt win. IT. IS. ON

HB: Bring it bitch! Its on like donkey kong

Me: Oh n now you resort to swearing eh? Tut tut, foul little potty mouth. Well I expect nothing less, after all your a girl from ********! Muhahahaha!

HB: Oh no need to get all offensive *******! Take a look at where you live before you start insulting ******* eh

Me: *Shocked face* Thats not nice *****. I know your abit of a ned eh but thats a low blow. Im telling your mother. I'll make sure she'll spank you until you apologise to the whole of ********, my goldfish n especially to me (the greatest man alive.)

HB: haha yeh you know me, biggest ned alive. Better watch your back mateeeeeee

Me: Haha woman please.... I dont take kindly to such petty threats. Now since that I am of course ******* therefore the greatest man alive, I must fly to the moon n bake a cake there. If your a nice girl, I may even save you a piece. Cant text in space, I'll see you me Lady later in the week. Truce on war for now x

Cheers fellas!

lol, nice! introducing some sexuality into it! nice

I didn't read it, but I noticed the length of her text messages and yours. Try to switch things around. Keep your text messages short and sweet, while hers are long. If done correctly, she will be chasing you.

Think about it. Whenever you text to a sexy HB, isn't this the case. She sends you short messages, while you try to game her with these long messages, and plenty of times tend to be ridiculous. This can easily come off as "trying too hard". When this Hot HB sends these short messages, you want more from her... and you hate it when she takes forever to respond to a text. (I smell attraction building)

In conclusion, take that sexy HB's texting format, and mix it with your game.

+ Rep x 10!

I already caught your mistake. Don't say "honestly," that's the no no word you'd never want to use around a girl, what are you trying to say? You're never honest with her or anyone you talk to? So why are you telling the truth just this once? Also, never apologize unless you sincerely mean it. Just jump to it and say "Horny, other than that you know me, always dandy " If she ignores the horny method just act like you never mentioned it, if she brings it up again then she is definitely digging it, then you can bring along the lines of "Didn't mean to get your hopes high, maybe if you behave with me you'll get a surprise " or something like that.

She already shit tested you asking what made you smarter than her. You responded to her message, so she has control. As Kobe mentioned, keep things short. Make it seem mysterious, not too detailed, because when you meet up/talk on the phone, things will seem awkward since you've already covered most of it in a text. Just keep it short, sweet, and simple. Teasing is always a good thing too.