So basically, this is a REALLY messed up situation, honestly. So I live at home with my parents, and they do NOT want me being with women. I am 18, but I have to hide the fact I am with girls, which sucks. So I was texting a girl recently, and yeah my mother actually took my phone and read through the texts. I know, that's brutal, but what can I do?

She had a talk with me saying how she doesn't want me to be seeing women outside of our religious views. Heres the worst part, she told me she texted this girl saying something to the effect of "This is Tyrels mom. He hasn't been telling me the truth lately about what he is doing when he leaves the house. He said he was studying when he was actually with you. I just want you to know his religious beliefs are important to him and we believe to not date outside of our church".

How in the world can I rebound from this?! I know she is into me; we kiss every time we see each other, caressing, etc. I haven't escalated further (I WILL next time though!!! haha) but I know im not in the friend zone.

I might not be as screwed as I think I am, but would something like, "hey, (laugh), we should totally listen to my sweet mothers advice, but I think kissing you is more fun (say it slow, seductive like, and go for a kiss)

Please let me know your advice and any routines or lines I should use to get out of this. I am not much of a lines guy, but if it comes to that I will use one.
Keep in mind, I haven't talked or texted her since my mom sent this text today. I feel like what I say is going to be make or break in the situation...

Thanks in advance!

You're not screwed at all man, now she is going to want to corrupt you.

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When in Doubt, Freeze Her Out.

Haha my friend was telling me that this will build the attraction, because she is going to want to "convert " me I hope so. What do you think about that kissing routine?

You could tell your mum that this shortage of women in your life at such an important juncture in your life and sexual development has pushed or is pushing you to becoming gay!

Then tell her these girls you are meeting you are trying to convert them to your church and are doing well with your efforts.

Then tell the girl that your mum knows you are such a badboy rebel that she is worried for you and trying to keep you on the path.

LIKE! Thanks man

Yeah, I talked to them but they wont budge. So I just texted the girl today and heres what happened.
ME- "Did my mom send a text to you this moring?"
HER- "Yep."
ME- "Well I dont know what she said exactly, something about that I cant be dating girls."
HER- "Yeah we probably shouldn't hang out anymore..."
Me- " hey im sorry for that text my mom sent, im embarrassed. I think we should still hang out. Its just my mom knows i can be a bad boy and shes trying to keep me on the path "
HER- "Yeah I can tell"
ME- "Hey were adults, we can make our own decisions, and what we have together doesn't have to end just because of my moms opinion."
HER- "Yeah I just dont want to get in the middle of anything!"
ME- "Your wont. We can be secret, they dont need to know whats going on between us."
HER- "I dont want to be a secret. All weve been doing is hanging out and going for coffee."
ME- "True. I dont think I told you, but I should clear it up, that I am not looking for a long term relationship. I just got out of one and it didnt work one bit. I am only 18, im just looking for fun!"
HER- "Thats how I feel too. I sorta got that vibe from you anyway, like you didnt want it to get serious."
ME- "Yeah, were young, we gotta enjoy life, have fun, experience things! My parents just thought I was getting in a long term relationship with you. But now they understand, and honestly I couldnt and dont want to get married soon."
HER- "I agree! Oh well I want to be married at the end of this year so we should stop talking."
ME- "Aw how cute, can I be the ring bearer?"
HER- "That was a joke"
ME- "yeah so was my response lol"

end....

so not a great conversation, but nevertheless, now were going to still hang out. she did seem a little bugged by the whole ordeal, and i understand that. but now she knows that I dont want anything long term and she doesnt want an LTR either, and still wants to hang, thats awesome. I am going to see if I can get an early makeout next time we see each other and if so, its GAME ON! and if she is still attracted just as much (i think she will be more attracted, i dunno) then I think this could turn into FWB, i HOPE!