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| Apocalyptica | PostPosted: Thu Apr 21, 2011 12:45 pm | |
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Joined: Thu Apr 08, 2010 11:42 am
Posts: 493 | | HOW..?
I mean, in a polite way.
Thanks.
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| Mack 2.0 | PostPosted: Thu Apr 21, 2011 1:15 pm | |
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Joined: Sat Jan 01, 2011 9:05 pm
Posts: 2702 | | Shave what?
I'm not being facetious.
Does this chick have a femmestache?
Leg hair?
Armpit hair?
or are we talking about the vajayjay?
If you are talking about the vajayjay, just tell her that in order for you to give her proper oral pleasure which will be ten times better, she needs to shave it. Say something like "When I eat a pussy that is totally smooth, I can make it cum ten times harder" (now if that isn't motivation, I don't know what is)
If she is hairy all over, tell her you don't date chewbaccas, and then move along.
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| Apocalyptica | PostPosted: Thu Apr 21, 2011 1:32 pm | |
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Joined: Thu Apr 08, 2010 11:42 am
Posts: 493 | | Sorry, i meant of course the vagina.
Apart from that she's not hairy at all.
It really annoys you - but you gave me a good option. I'll try to bring it that way.
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| Fireball | PostPosted: Sat Apr 23, 2011 11:29 am | |
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Location: London | | You could also try using suggestion.
E.g. tell her a story about how you once dated a girl but it didn't work out because she had a mustache and refused to shave it, and how hair on a girl just weirds you out.
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