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Jav
 Post subject: HUNGOVER GAME!
PostPosted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 5:54 pm 
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I'm sure a few of you have been in this situation:
You go out a night, totally beast it up, then the next morning you're FUCKED UP, hungover like hell. Then you realize you've got to get out later that night aswell, for some reason and perform liek SHITE, coz obviously. you're hungover like hell.

FEAR NO MORE

I have found the solution. And it's fairly simple.

Step 1.

Dress up fucking THIGHT. Be the best looking you can possibly be. Get some anti-aging cream and slap it on your face to hide the physical effect of your binge drinking. Put on your best clothes. Be a fucking showstopper.

Alright, that's the physical bit.

Step 2.

You're laid back, chill, cool and calm. Having this mindset covers up the mental effect of your alcoholism. Since being hungover pretty much means feeling dead inside, thus having this mindset will be very congruent. Add a little 'I don't give a shit (i'm hungover)' as the cherry on top.


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Alright, you're good to go. Now, GO OUT.

Go hang at the bar, you're not going to dance tonight, you're a cool motherfucker. Either wait for a girl to approach you (coz you're fucking handsome) or wait till a girl gets a drink.

Opener her with: hey what's up
Be really chill, which isn't a problem, you're dead inside. You're not even hitting on her. Start talking, about whatever, my favorite is talking about the lighting in the place. You're just saying words just for the sake of saying words.

This makes the girl freak out, you're not hitting on her, you're talking about fucking mundane shit. AND YOU'RE FUCKING HOT AS HELL. WTF, their little brain can't handle what's going on and in a last attempt they will throw themselves at you.


If not, no problem, she can walk away. Keep chillin at the bar. Another girl will appear.

Pulling is easy as shit. Drag the girl along coz you want to go to bed coz obviously, you're tired as shit.
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the solution to hangover is staying sober.
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the solution to hangover is staying sober.
What if you don't want to stay sober all your life? Drinking isn't a problem unless you're an alcoholic.

What is this comment even supposed to mean? "Don't drink and you won't need hangover game"? "The solution to dying of lack of oxygen is to breathe"?
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the solution to hangover is staying sober.
What if you don't want to stay sober all your life? Drinking isn't a problem unless you're an alcoholic.

What is this comment even supposed to mean? "Don't drink and you won't need hangover game"? "The solution to dying of lack of oxygen is to breathe"?

extensive usage of alchohol kills brain cells. You can drink a little, nobody is asking you to be 100% sober. Getting shitfaced and then complaining about not being on top of your game next day is wack.
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^ Which is why Hangover Game exists
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the solution to hangover is staying sober.
What if you don't want to stay sober all your life? Drinking isn't a problem unless you're an alcoholic.

What is this comment even supposed to mean? "Don't drink and you won't need hangover game"? "The solution to dying of lack of oxygen is to breathe"?

extensive usage of alchohol kills brain cells. You can drink a little, nobody is asking you to be 100% sober. Getting shitfaced and then complaining about not being on top of your game next day is wack.
Heard this bullshit argument over and over. We must have excess brain cells to spare, since some of the most cerebral professions (i banking, consulting, and law) involve regular binge drinking.

Also, the OP hardly complained about not being on top of his game. Rather he shared a method for being on top of his game despite a hangover. Brilliant! And exactly what the PUA Lounge is for.
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the solution to hangover is staying sober.
What if you don't want to stay sober all your life? Drinking isn't a problem unless you're an alcoholic.

What is this comment even supposed to mean? "Don't drink and you won't need hangover game"? "The solution to dying of lack of oxygen is to breathe"?

extensive usage of alchohol kills brain cells. You can drink a little, nobody is asking you to be 100% sober. Getting shitfaced and then complaining about not being on top of your game next day is wack.
I dont remember Jav complaining at all. If anything he was embracing the hangover.

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@keksman,

I'm actually preparing for job in management consulting.

I'll just stick with my brain cells.
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@keksman,

I'm actually preparing for job in management consulting.

I'll just stick with my brain cells.
Then you'll see what I'm talking about soon enough ;) Just don't miss out on the social aspect of the job for fear of losing brain cells, it's a losing proposition...
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2 things:

1. Jav, this shit is hilarious. Fortunately for me, though, I don't get hangovers anymore, which is probably due to the combination of conditioning my body to get used to booze and knowing my own limit

2. I find it ironic how someone with the name "Live your life" is discouraging alcohol consumption :lol:

"Wouldn't make sense not to live for fun..."
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@Chief.

Live YOUR life-I'll live mine.
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Lol. Hate to break it to you Jav, but Roissy beat you to it:
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A reader e-mailed me the following observation:

No game?

Go out, get drunk with your friends.

Wake up feeling like a bag of shit.

THEN go run your game. I can’t believe I never noticed this. I went drinking last night with a few buddies, got hammered and today felt like crap. I went to the mall to get a Mother’s Day gift, and I tried to get a few things going with some sexy girls. I’m at the mall so rarely so I try to take advantage of it. I approached five girls and came away with two numbers.

Gaming girls when you’re hungover is pretty airtight, just make sure you shower and get dressed first, because you at least want to look presentable (I donned a typical jeans and t combo over black loafers with aviators up top) and not smell like a brewery. When you’re hungover, you don’t give a fuck, you feel like shit, your movements are slow, your voice is in a lower register and you feel too crappy to put up a false facade of happiness when some little hottie is talking to you. In other words, hangovers make you more aloof, less caring, more alpha.

Looking back on those times when my pickup attempts intersected with my hangovers, I have to say this sounds right. There is gold to be mined in hangover game. The reader hit upon the main reason hangover game works — it turns you into a surly asshole.

What do you get when you take a man and deepen his voice, slow down his movements, remove all semblance of a smile, infuse him with a don’t-give-a-fuck attitude, and prop dark sunglasses on his raccoon eyes? You create a pussy magnet.

Suggestion: There is a fine line between hungover zombie and homeless bum, so shower off the stank and brush your teeth before heading out into the painfully bright sunlight.
Full post: http://roissy.wordpress.com/2009/05/11/hangover-game/ :P

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This reminds me of 60YOC
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I don't have the money or will to drink heavily right now... but I did enjoy this post. :)
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