awesome gonna try it

this is some quality! i can't wait to try some of these lines the next time i go out!! =D

I'm new to PUA, but before I got into this, I had used a good BF Destroyer out of coincidence.

Her: I have a boyfriend

Absynthe: Cool, I have some pop tarts

Her: What? (Huh? Okay?)

Absynthe: Sorry, I just thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.

Edit: Just saw that this has already been done with goldfish

Thats not a boyfriend destroyer, its a joke you tell a girl who isnt going to sleep with you.

WOW thanks Jay Wa, very good I will read over them and use them in field really needed some of this stuff, love how it is up to date as well

read this somewhere on here before

Her: I have a boyfriend

You: Ok but would you like a manfriend

great stuff im soo using it!

This is my favourite post so far! Good job Jay wa!

[quote="Jay Wa"]My ex-girlfriend/one-itis told me this yesterday when i was talking to her on the phone...I told her that it was some pretty funny shit. The delivery will be much better if its from a female to male. [b]So this one is for the few ladies on the forum...[/b]

[b]What to say when HE gives you a shit-test.[/b]

"(Insert shit-test here)"- Him
"Admit it...you like me!"- You
"No I don't." - Him
"You're like a kid in third grade. When you try to make fun of me, it just means you like me. I bet if we were little, you would throw rocks at me. And that just means that you LOVE me."- You

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[i]It was so good that I couldn't come up with any response. I just kept laughing with her.[/i][/quote]

Possible reply:

You know they used to throw rocks at witches.

Any feedback would be greatly appreciated.

I love this one

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After the I have a boyfriend response this one immediately popped in my head, I read to page 17 seeing a ton of great stuff.

"I have a boyfriend"(bitchy)
"Poor guy, he puts up with that?"
or
"You should leave him. Clearly he makes you miss out on fun"
or
" Is he not allowed be happy either?"

or
"you must be jealous of how much fun he is off having right now" which should frame him in a negative light since he is presumably not there. If she brings up he is working(military excluded) counter with something about her being high maintenance. If she brings up that she is his soul source of happiness then either inform her that he probably needs mental help if a girl defines him or "wow I love life too much to be like that"
or
"I have to meet him. I dated this girl one time who was always angry no matter what I did for her. I could use some advice for when we date"
or
"Hey now. Do you think if he just met some stunning, friendly girl he would immediately inform her he was dating you? Besides, I too have a boyfriend."

ps- complete noob here. none of this is field tested. thoughts and feedback always appreciated.

This is a phenomenal thread. It's good to see that I've actually said a decent amount of these things just off the top of my head (way more than what I expected).

I can't wait to try out some of these new things and hopefully learn a few good ones of my own.

Hopefully after getting rid of some rust I will be able to contribute in the future!

i read through every page of this, mate you are amazing. so much useful helpful routines. thank you very much you amazing person

I love this thread, but it's been totally derailed into "1001 boyfriend destroyers". They really aren't that important, I have no idea why everyone is so focused on them. Would be nice to see some good routines posted again that aren't BF destroyers.