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PostPosted: Sat Apr 09, 2011 8:29 am 
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The situation:

ex girlfriend wants to "experience life" (fucking lots of other guys)
she already started but I can't get any better than her

she wants to move away from me, she "wants to be free"
she's kicking me away when I come close to her. She doesn't respond to texts/emails/phone calls (she just hangs up)

in the end she might come back, she already said for children and stuff she wants me but actually I feel she's looking for someone better than me too.


so yeah, my ex girlfriend is a slut and I can't get any from her. WTF man.
I hate this situation, how do I turn it around?

Please don't say move on, I already tried that. I want her to be my slut instead of everyone else's

please help

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 09, 2011 12:00 pm 
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wtf

here's a word for you:

self-re·spect   
[self-ri-spekt, self-] – noun
proper esteem or regard for the dignity of one's character.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 09, 2011 12:31 pm 
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wtf

here's a word for you:

self-re·spect   
[self-ri-spekt, self-] – noun
proper esteem or regard for the dignity of one's character.
Listen, punk (lol)

what's the point of self-respect, if it doesn't get you laid and you don't have friends to see how much you respect yourself anyway.
it's not like anyone will know if i get rejected again.
we don't live 5000 years ago, when the community's were small and everyone found out about your rejection the very next day.

we talk about no-contact whatsoever. it's like she's living on another planet.
I don't care, I'm just trying to get into her pants. I know she's a slut and I want to lay her just like all the other guys are doing.
I invested the most in this chick than any guy with exception of her father of course.

I already tried the self-respect bullshit and moving on and all that crap.
it has been one f-ing year (did you read that, one fricking year is a long-time to wait for a girl to come around) long enough to know that she won't do shit to come around
so yeah if I want her I need to make a move, and that's why I come here.
to ask more experienced guys what the best opening move shall be and how to handle it from there.
why else are you guys pua's, you're not moving on artists are you?

btw I REALLY respect you MACK 2.0, I swear. I'm just frustrated and clearly afc about this entire situation I'm in. It's me not you lol

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 09, 2011 12:46 pm 
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LOL.

Let her go.

Think of all the women out there who are:

- hotter than her
- hornier than her
- freakier than her
- twosomes, threesomes, foursomes (all girls of course, lol)

Why do you need pussy from a chick who is rejecting you?

Why not put that effort into someone (ANYONE) else?

Something with no strings attached. No emotional attachment. No relationship. No baggage. No history. Nothing to discuss. Just...fucking!

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 09, 2011 1:01 pm 
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LOL.

Let her go.

Think of all the women out there who are:

- hotter than her
- hornier than her
- freakier than her
- twosomes, threesomes, foursomes (all girls of course, lol)

Why do you need pussy from a chick who is rejecting you?

Why not put that effort into someone (ANYONE) else?

Something with no strings attached. No emotional attachment. No relationship. No baggage. No history. Nothing to discuss. Just...fucking!


whahahahahahahahwhaawhawha AWESOME! ILY man!

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It's getting summer too :)
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Thanks bro !

edit: Sometimes someone just needs to screw my head back on, lol

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 09, 2011 1:24 pm 
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Congratulations you have one-itis. :)
My 2 cents:
If she wants space, give it to her.. dont be clingy and needy.. Its not attractive.
And thats why she wont sleep with you, your attitude is not attractive. So stop your macho BS and get real.

How do you turn this situation around?
Well.. if you are doing something and it's not working, doing it more wont help..
So stop it.. go out have fun, find a new girl.. if you can't do that, how can she feel attraction for you, when all you have is her..


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a pair of really hairy balls


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why is she an ex?? remember ex's are called ex's for a reason!

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Remember ex's are called ex's for a reason!
Solid gold.

To the OP; Stop caring. Seriously, you're becoming as needy as the AFC you were in the beginning. You're caring too much.

Okay, she is your ex, you had wonderful times. The way of leading a good life is to learn to let go and do move on. It's the only truth out there. I had a relationship with a girl aswel, went really good and stuff and now she's fucking one of my friends.. casually.
In the beginning I was mad as hell, now.. I don't even care anymore.

I'm fucking & seducing other girls too - so why shouldn't she do the same?

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Chicks dig guys that have large quantities of threesomes and who drink heavily. If you follow those 2 simple rules you will either A.) get your ex back. OR B.) drink heavily and have threesomes. I see no down side. Just hang around on this site, read books, and practice practice practice and you'll be doing the horizontal hokey poke times 2 in no time. As far as drinking is concerned work your way up don't go trying to find the bottom of a handle in the beginning start with a fifth, today.

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Chicks dig guys that have large quantities of threesomes and who drink heavily. If you follow those 2 simple rules you will either A.) get your ex back. OR B.) drink heavily and have threesomes. I see no down side. Just hang around on this site, read books, and practice practice practice and you'll be doing the horizontal hokey poke times 2 in no time. As far as drinking is concerned work your way up don't go trying to find the bottom of a handle in the beginning start with a fifth, today.
LMAO!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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she already started but I can't get any better than her
Yes you can, you can always do better!


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Seems to me that you have separeted yourself from your party life while you were with this ex.
Try not to abandon that life ever again unless you do it for good, go out with your friends and have fun, after that go to your girlfriend and fuck her for the rest of the night.

This is a oneitis but in this case its more clear as an obsession, you hate the fact she might be fucking someone at this very same moment, but you dont know that for sure; mind plays tricks on us, dont fall for that shit.

There are more women than guys out there, its just a matter of time and you will find one hotter and better. And yes, your ex will call you missing your cock inside of her and you might fuck her but only a fuck and then go to your other lays. You can even say no to her, at that point maybe yoiu wont even care.

You see, when you have 3 or 4 pussys getting wet with your voice over the cellphone, an ex isnt much of a deal anymore =3


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