| I've used this one:
(girl is holding a box food item and reading it kind of, she goes to put it in her cart)
(I walk right up and say...)
ME: Wow, those are not good!
HER: Excuse me! (major bitch shield, usually)
ME: (smile condescendingly) Hey, it's cool, if you like disgusting food, go for it, but if you want something that actually tastes good, you should try one of these. (grab another box and then stand next to her and tell her why it's good)
HER: (usually laughs at this point, because she is so surprised #1 - that I approached her, and #2 - that I wasn't fazed by her bitch shield) something stupid like "blah blah blah, ok, so you've a food critic, or blah blah blah, so, you usually go around insulting people's food choices, or blah blah blah whatever")
ME: (change body language that I really need to get going) - Hey, I'm a brutally honest guy and I guess I'm a little passionate about things. (she will usually smile and be entertained by this, then you start to talk away the opposite direction of her, let her get about half way down the aisle - so it seems spontaneous - then say "hey, you know what" to get her attention, and kind of jog back down to her "speaking of brutally honest and passionate, I've gotta say that you are really gorgeous and I would like to take you out."
I'm sure this could be improved in some way as I used this routine without ever hearing of PUA at the time, but it worked for me. _________________ what dr. house brings to medicine, i bring to everyday life (an extreme dose of cynicism), don't listen to the curmudgeon!
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