| If it helps anyone: I compiled a list after reading all 28 pages to this thread, post by post, compiling a list of my favorite text gaming materials.
Text Gaming
• Opener
o I just made you open your phone for no reason….looks like I got you in check =)
o Hey good, I bet my weekend can beat up your weekend.
o What sort of trouble are you causing?
o I am luring girls to my house with candy, which do you prefer skittles or M&M’s?
o I know my math u+I equals 69
o Girls are gross…..
o Aliens are coming to abduct all the good looking sexy ass people! You will be safe, I’m just texting to say goodbye.
- Negative: Jerk!
- Hey, hey! Don’t be like that. I don’t want to leave you either, but I have no choice. I’ll send you a postcard I promise.
o I miss you and want to see you, but this dumb security guard won’t let me in the zoo. Is there any way you can escape?
o I just met your twin.
o Congratulations
- For what? What did I do? Why?
- I was just thinking of you. Congratulations. =)
o Who is this?
- (Girl’s Name)
- I know….I’m just being an ass. =)
o Stop
- Stop what?
- Thinking about me so much.
o *Blank Text*
- Why did you just send me a blank text (something along those lines)
- Babe, you don’t have to come up with excuses to talk to me!
- It must be so humiliating having to make up excuses to talk to me!
o OMG! You would not believe what happened to me last night….
- (Instant Response) What?!? Tell me
- Oh shit! Sorry, wrong person.
o Stop
- Stop what?
- Stop thinking about me and smiling. See! I bet you’re doing it right now!
o Your (something) is the second most attractive thing you have.
- What’s the first most attractive thing?
- Can’t tell you unless you come out for a coffee with me right now.
- Okay, I’ll come, what is it?
- Me ;)
o Today is National Good Looking Day! Send this to someone gorgeous-but not me, I’ve been getting this text all fucking day! =)
o Hey can you recommend me a movie?
- Yeah, (Movie).
- Yeah, I heard of that…. Is it good enough to watch twice?
- Yeah it is!
- Ok, when and where? =)
o I hope you’re smiling. If not just think of me!
o Hey, want to join me on TV tomorrow?
- Why/for what/ etc.?
- I’m going to be on the news.
- Why/for what/ etc?
- I’m going to rob a bank, and I need an accomplice. You down?
o Guess What!
- What?
- Made you look lol
o My heart problem has reached a critical stage. The doctor said I have only two options: ICU or U C ME. =)
o Marco
- ?
- You’re supposed to say Polo
- Oh, lol. Polo
- Too late, you failed my “fun person test.”
- Come on, give me another chance.
• Flakes
o I like talking to you and I don’t play games. I think we’re really good together. Let’s try it if not that’s cool and I’m glad we met. =)
o You are so high maintenance, you better be worth it.
o No sweat. I’ll just take pictures of the amazing time we had and next time I see you, I’ll show you what you missed.
• Push-pull
o Out of all the (first name) (last name)’s I know…..I think your my favorite.
o You just popped into my head so ‘Hi’….now please stay out of there.
• Same Night
o Hey I hope you got home safe (Name).
• Attraction
o Let’s fly to Las Vegas, get married, argue about our third kid’s name, divorce, and grow old lonely and depressed.
o Awww, you’re so sweet. You’re making me get diabetes.
o I just don’t think we should do this anymore….Sometimes you make me feel like I am just a piece of meat.
o If I had skittles in my mouth, would you come and taste the rainbow?
• Games
o I got a game. Here’s an interesting fact, you have to better it.
o Let’s play a game! ‘Marco……’
- Lol. Polo!
- Fish out of water!
o Tag! Your it!
• Negs
o Hey, I just thought of something funny.
- Oh yea, what?
- You and I dating.
o In (Current year + 1), the U.S. government will start shipping retards away. I started crying when I thought of you. Be strong, wear your helmet, and run.
o OMG! You won’t believe what just happened to me last night.
- Ahahaha! What happened?!
- (Delay) Oh shit! Wrong person…..
- FINE don’t tell me/tell me/etc.
- Promise you won’t tell anyone?
- Promise/okay
- I thought about you last night. Haha gotch ya ;)
o Guess what!
- What?
- This is my last text, until you decide to be more interesting.
o That’s it, we are in a fight! No hugs for you.
o It’s really a shame we have to get a divorce, your parents are so rich.
• Comfort
o I was thinking of you….
o Something about you seems to always make me smile. =)
• Directly after a number-close
o Who was that sexy guy you were just talking to? Damn (Girl’s name) =)
o You have my number now but you’re only allowed to call me ONCE a day. By the way who was that sexy guy you were just talking to?
o Your (insert some attribute) is the second most attractive thing about you.
- At this point, they will always ask you what the first thing is. Don’t tell them, not until you land a second date/encounter, and even then don’t tell them. They will obsess over it!
o Hey, STOP
- Stop what?
- Thinking about me so much.
o I would hate to be you right now.
- Why?/Huh?/etc.
- Doesn’t it suck missing me so much?
• Sex
o Did you know that ‘LIPS’ and ‘KISS’ are typed the same way on your phone?
- I love how soft your lips are, I can’t wait to kiss them again.
o You are so sweet. If I ran out of Jolly Ranchers I would suck on you.
o Hey, guess what is hard, pink, goes in and out, and comes out wet and sticky.
- Lol, idk what?
- Guess and you’ll get a prize when I see you.
- Well I don’t want that…. Lol
- What you don’t want bubblegum haha.
o Ouch! Thanks for the bruise, you got to take it easy on me in that head of yours. =P
o I wish you were here with me in my room. On my bed, lights off, and under the sheets together so I can show you my glow in the dark watch ;)
o You think you can handle it?
- Handle what?
- Me coming over and making you my slave tonight! (Or) Me making you multiple orgasm again after work tonight!
- Hahaha oh you think so? Yeah right you’re the one who will be doing so.
- I guess we’ll find out in a little bit.
o Was just at the mall, saw this braw that you would totally look great not wearing.
o Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?
- No, what?
- *wink* ;)
• When she asks you what you’re up too
o What’s good?
- Making hamburgers on my foreman grill, I’m an excellent cook.
- Yuck! Beef!
- But I’m delicious and sweet. Will you try me?
- Haha, we’ll see about that.
- Actually I WILL try you next time lol
- Obviously
- You are going to wish you didn’t say that.
- You don’t dig confident guys?
- Lol I do. You’ll see. I’ll take you for sure.
• Inviting her out
o My friend and his female friend are going to a club/bar tonight. I wanted to see who I would invite, so I did a little drawing and guess what? You Won!
- Wow how exciting… I’m lucky… the chosen one.
- You don’t have to claim your prize tonight…. We can leave it for another night….
- The prize…. I wonder….
- It was more of an invitation but we can leave it for another night.
- Okay I’ll go! What time?
- We were thinking about elevenish....cool people get there late you know.
- You have to make a grand entrance.
- I guess we are.
o Are we still good for (date)?
- Yeah, I’m currently entering it into my iPhone diary! Trouble is it’s asking me what category it is….Pleasure, entertainment, work, misc….what do you think?
o We’re taking over (club/bar) tonight. I need demolition experts and snipers. You in?
• Mid-game
o So…I’ve decided I’m going to get by on my ridiculous good looks.
- Ha, good luck!
- Since I’ve started getting by on my looks, I’ve already been offered a modeling job….armpit model for Old Spice….they said mine were magnificent.
- I’ve always thought they were pretty amazing.
- What kind of trouble are you getting yourself into tonight?
- Bar, blah blah blah
- Lol nicely done!
Sorry if the formatting is no good, I copy and pasted from a MS Word document. I'd rather post a link to the document, than fix the formatting lol.
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CHAT
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