I'm working on passing shit tests with flying colors and I seem to be getting better, and I'm actually seeing some results by changing the way I react and respond. I want to get some input on how you'd respond to this particular shit test though since it seems to be the one that I encounter the most, and here are a few variations on the wording:

I don't want a boyfriend
I want to stay single
I'm not looking for anything
And so on and so forth

....pffft, yeah yeah, whatever, they end up with some guy soon after. Rarely are they sincere. So, how would you respond to these shit tests? I want to sharpen myself on this one and tackle it as well as I can. I'll go first, and this one usually pisses them off pretty badly:

A) That's what every girlfriend that I've ever had told me when we first met.

i feel like to avoid shit test start from the beginning unless you want a girlfriend.

make your identity the kind that is (i will never have a girlfriend because i fuck to many girls)

and you can avoid it all together.

you can do this by dressing 'ridiculous' by normal standards.

if you wear a polo and jeans your saying I NEED A GIRLFRIEND!

I wear our ridiculous shit and I NEVER GET THAT... the girls get it.

Actually that's a good idea. Are you talking about a leather jacket type dress up? So basically dress like a badass and act like one too.

What if you want a girlfriend? I am looking for an LTR and I get this shit test alllll the time. Is there a good way to get through this

This is one of those shit tests that I get a lot. The only thing I've come up with is to just straight up tell them that I don't really believe what they're saying because all girls say that and then they end up dating someone soon after. So yeah, I call them on it. Not always in a derogatory way, but more often than not, they'll get pissed that I call them on it. I'm not sure how else to deal with it so they won't get pissed, but rather tease them a little bit and make them laugh about it. Any ideas?

when this happens you have messed up. If you attracted her from the start you wouldnt get these replies . I wouldnt consider these shit test because she is trying to get rid of you at this point. Now you can recover from it but i would suggest just punch out. Should work on the attraction part where you wont get these replies, thats when the real shit test comes in. Girls arint gonna give you shit test if they dont want you.

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Why not something simple? Shit-tests are meant to gauge your response.

I don't want a boyfriend
"Hey. Neither do I." +/- "Soulmates" (ironic expression that you are soulmates for having that in common)
I want to stay single
"I want you to stay single too."
I'm not looking for anything

This one is a bit tougher to come up with on the spot. I'm having some struggles. My first thought was "Neither am I" but that's just stupid - it might get you in but you're more likely LJBF'ed at the door. You can try "That's why I found you." or "Neither was I but I couldn't pass the opportunity after seeing you." (might need condensing to be more one-liner-ish) or perhaps just ignore what she actually means and play it cool, something like "Well I don't have a goldfish but I'm not sure how that's relevant either."

Also, if they are somehow put off by the lightheartedness in your response, you can always take that time to elaborate - "(chuckle) I only tease. You see, girls I've met who 'weren't looking' found the best ones." - or however you'd like to word your whole 'that's bullshit' argument.

Any other ideas? This seems like it could be useful, and I'm extremely new to this as well (shouldn't be giving advice) and would like someone experienced to confirm/deny/give opinion?

Ive heard these alot, when i first started PUA, and the above is correct with the right attitude and build up, you avoid them all together, but dealing with them i used to fire back cheeky remarks such as...

"you sure cause from over there you like kinda desperate" - said with a cheeky grin normally gets the responce of

" :O SHUT UP " (playful slap on arm )

then you move on....

anther one, i used ill admit i heard somewhere else and if i could remember where i would give credit to them...but reply with...

"me neither nothing complicated...just plain and simple (pause) sex " - sometimes you get a serious ok (with confident women normally) and you get lucky
other times you get a laugh which you should still act like your serious and move on to the classic " im serious im far to high maintance for you to handle you would hate dating me" etc...

hope this helps mate

great responses far2ez and nick LOL

That really isn`t a shit test at all. You gotta realize that women often say things to men, when in actuality they are saying these things to themselves. Its one of those things women say to themselves to prevent them from feeling slutty.

Liking this very true, along with " i dnt normally do this sorta thing "