| Sunday, I was at the mall buying PUA clothes. I saw this Amanda Seyfried-looking HB9 wearing all black from head to toe. She was chewing gum and popping it as she briskly walked. I saw her twice, and chickended out on approaching her.
Monday, I saw her again...working at a child model signup booth with a petite Latin girl. OK, I had no intentions other than overcoming AA. I stood to the side of the Latin girl, and said I needed their opinion. My opener was I was invited to a celebrity lookalike party, and was given the choices of Cuba Gooding Jr., Tiger Woods, and Dave Chappelle. HB9 did all of the talking [good, but not good], yet didn't know who Cuba Gooding Jr or Tiger Woods were. ??? I told her she resembled his ex-wife who was a model. She replied "Really?", and grinned.
I tried to get the Latin girl to give me an opinion, but she hadn't heard of any of them. I asked the HB9 if she saw Jerry Maguire. She said yes. I told her Cuba was the one yelling "Show me the money!". The HB9 told me to repeat it for them. I said my voice was raspy at the moment, so it wouldn't sound right. She practically begged me to do it, explaining they were so bored over there by themselves. The Latin girl spoke up to agree with her.
Of course, I bombed with the imitation. The Latin girl wasn't really paying me any attention anyway, and decided to stoop down and start organizing something inside their booth. At that point, I knew it was GAME OVER. The HB9 giggle-smiled, and said I should go as Dave Chappelle because I looked funny. I thanked them and told them I hope they found some excitement later. They agreed, and I left.
My takeaway:
1) couldn't keep the girls entertained with DHV
2) didn't have a neg for her after she said I looked funny
3) shouldn't have done the imitation, as it made me have to qualify myself for her
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I saw this very attractive Black woman wearing a power suit. She was a HB7. If you know how Essence Atkins looks, that was her, except with a much fuller figure.
OK, she passed me empty-handed, and I chickened out with approaching her. It was apparent, she just arrived. Time passed, and I saw her again. She had a ??? store bag, plus a Victoria Secret store bag when she passed me again. I followed her, but then chickened out when I saw the HUGE ring on her finger. Then I thought, she bought something from VS for her husband, or for another man in her life. That was when I decided to approach her.
I spoke to her; she slowed down, turned to face me, and stopped. I angled my body, so as to not be directly in front of her. I told her we could keep walking, as I thought she was leaving. Then I asked her if she watched much tv and movies. She said she did, so I used celebrity lookalike party opener. As we neared the exit of the mall, she did something unexpected. She kind of backed herself into a Subway line, as she thought of an answer. She went with Cuba because of my face shape and also my lips. I thanked her, and left.
My takeaway:
1) not once did she smile as we talked
2) couldn't keep the conversation going, had nothing to say after the open
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