I see not where telling her your job title is qualification. But whatever, i think by taking evasive action by supplicating the answer with humour like "orgasm donour" is even worse. If she's smart enough to see the evasion then she'll probably ask again.

I'm the bar supervisor in Airth Castle and that's exactly what i say to males and females alike. Instead of evading with outer game you may want to start with building that inner game to make that "i'm a...." all the more proud and truthful.

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"We are what we repeatedly do. excellence therefore is a habit and not an act."

I'm actualy an owner/co-owner of few companies but never managed to pull off telling a girl that I'm a CEO without sounding like i'm braging so now I just say I'm Old Money and I don't do anything cuz my ________ (insert relative) invented ________ (insert well known invention).

It's not sexy, it's not even a smart thing to say but if you say it with waaay to much fake pride in your statement it throws girls off guard. Girls usualy try to hide their "what the fuck" look while thinking if it's even possible. I don't stop even for a second but start talking about some other topic and usualy it takes girl a while to get herself together. It can really play to your advantage.

Anyway I experimented a lot with "what you do" question. I'm doing a bit better then average guy my age so I'm asked this A LOT. It's usualy the best if you just use the first thing that comes in your mind and you think she won't be able to tell if you're joking or not right away ... I'm a drug dealer, I drive NASCAR (I live in Europe), I am professional dancer (you can tell from my build I'm not) etc etc.

Physical therapist. Girls love the guy with the healing touch

Uniforms work.

I used to work in army, so when girls asked what i did for living, i would just tell them. They instantly would imagine you in parade outfit or wearing combat uniform and beret. (by the way, girls absolutely love berets, get one to your house and she'll undoubtably want to try it on )

If you are going to tell them that you work as a firefighter, police officer, soldier or anything like that, you have to make sure your profile fits with it, crew cut helps, so do big biceps and tight shirt.

I once got laid by shoving my identity card from the army. Also that helped a lot that my friends called me sergeant at the time.

I usually tell her I'm a gypsy, and I'm about to steal her purse.
Works like a charm (I think?).

I say Neurosurgeon and girl seems to dig it

But seriously I'm in business but who doesn't like a guy in a suit