Just to get things clear, I probably had no shot with this teacher because she was a good 10 years older than me. (I was 18 at the time).

There is this really hot teacher in my school, (senior) and started to hit on her. Opinion openers, and we started to have an actual conversation. I got her interested and talking about herself. She teaches French, and I knew jack shit about french. I pretended to be interested and kept the conversation going.

All of a sudden I hear. "Dude with Stick(not my real name), Stop hitting on the teacher!" As it turned out, it was a female teacher who knows me all too well. A smiled at my target and continued as if nothing happened.

She said, "I hope your asking these question because you want to take french." She gave me a look, (not a good one) and turned around and left.

It was that easy, and I got shut out. I thought it was kind of funny so I thought I'd share it. Can't blame me for trying LOL

... Now I think back on it, that teacher was fucking gorgeous...

There's a chemistry teacher like that at my school. I ended up with the unattractive one though. Probably for the better because if I had the hot teacher I'd be paying more attention to her than anything to do with Chemistry.