ok, seriously...

i need specifics, multiple plans!

feel free to get far-fetched and ridiculous with the plots!!!

"You look fat in those jeans!" Compliments of HIMYM.

Turning into a little pussy, which may entail the following: calling & texting constantly to tell her how much you love/miss her, being jealous when she spends time with her friends, making bad impressions on all of her friends, starting trivial fights and then tucking your tail and crawling back for forgiveness, always being suspicious and jealous, and the list goes on...

Fucking her mother, sister, best friend.

Bringing home another girl when she's there waiting for you late at night. Worst case, this one turns into a threesome.

haha this is funny,but yeah basicly stop being a man and act like a stupid little freaky kid,in a month or 2...she will be the one who dump you.like the above poster said,be SUPER needy,clingy,lovy dovy,tell her you love her everyday,be super jealous ...be a doormat and just be boring like hell..heck you can even go to the extreme and call her late at nite n cry telling her how much u love her haha.

The easiest and surefire way to get rid of a girl is to treat her like and SPAM machine.

I had discussion with a couple of friends of mine, and how to be dump and the best way is you telling you like Mens, and say " its not your problem is with me". But since her to dump you. I would give a stories:

1- Our sex life is sucking I want you to convince your Hot Friend Michelle for a threesome. Even if she say ok ITS A WIN WIN SITUATION

2- Listen to Justin bieber when you are with her.

3- Tell her you are going 4 days to another city and blacklist her number, on the 4 day .... send ther txt What up?

4- You could be a control FREAK. Being jealousy of everthing and everyone, and be SUPER NEEDY. sending her txt saying "I love you so much"

So, I am confused...is this just for shits and giggles?

When would I ever need to get the girl to break up with me...just be the man and say...LATER!lol In a sensitive and nice way, of course!

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3- Tell her you are going 4 days to another city and blacklist her number, on the 4 day .... send ther txt What up?

i think this would make her want you more..since i did something like this b4,yes she was mad but it drove her crazy thinking why she cant reach me..[/quote]

good replies, guys...

capt. morgan, wish it was just for shits and giggles, man

here's a funny article on this subject:

http://www.ehow.com/how_2185853_girl-break-up.html

reason: dating a total psycho who i know is trying to make me break up with her (i know this sound bad, but she's a holdover from my AFC days), we've dated off and on. problem is she's really hurt me and pissed me off and she always pulls the "so, you are dumping me" card and goes postal badmouthing me to everyone. i want to maintain my control. i want this girl to break up with me.

so as much as this seems like a joke, it's not.

In sum, you want her to break up with you, and she wants you to break up with her...
^ My head... hurts... argh... so... confusing...

You maintain control through action, not through inaction.

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YES! WAL.....YES!

HA! You get it.

my head hurts too. It's become a battle of the wills.

seriously though, this chick is insane. we've broken up in the past and she literally launched full on attack campaigns against me to everyone i know. she is a lunatic. though it sounds funny, i really need her to break up with me because if she does she can't go postal and say how badly i mistreated her and dumped her.

Even if she does break up with you, if you don't show signs of disappointment, she'll go postal anyway. Just go to her place, break up with her, and walk away.


Or watch jersey shores with her and comment on how much hotter the girls are than her (even snooki). If she doesn't break up with you for watching jersey shores, I don't know what will do it

i'm not above acting like her dumping me has emotionally destroyed me

Oh, really? Don't underestimate a woman scorned. Hell hath no fury like it.

Seriously. You don't think she can do her campaigning against you even if she dumps you? "Oh, he was a total prick, I had to dump him because he did not respect me, his penis is small, he never bought me flowers, I am so better than that..."

So you're going to empower her to dump you? *face-palm*
Bwahahahahaha.

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