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blackston3
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Got invited to a party and got told i had to dress to kill, Apparently a Beard, Robe, Backpack and turban, wasn't what they had in mind.
HAHAHA LOVE IT!

LOL YEA!
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I got 99 donuts but a bitch ate one ^.^

So many likes lol , like 25 of em' :D
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Also some are directly/remotely inspired by lord_stewie Most awesome twitter account EVER!
BEST

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I was busting a gut laughing... and I'm at work LOL
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Also some are directly/remotely inspired by lord_stewie Most awesome twitter account EVER!
BEST

TWITTER

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I was busting a gut laughing... and I'm at work LOL
Haha yes I actually already used some of his lines in real life situations. They're epic!

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This works if there is snow on the ground...

"4 inches! But enough about me, its snowing outside!"

instant responses...thought it was pretty funny.
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"Its called Karaoke, not Bukkake "
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Thanks :)
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Your status conveys the horney dog you are. If you can't act like a gentlemen you wont attract educated, well mannered women. You will Essentially get horney girls because your a horney guy. If you need to fill your life with sex to fill good about yourself there is an underlying problem you need to address.

I focus on being a good person, and I attract good people in my life. I am happy. I don't have a hole I need to fill, and I rarely feel bad about myself. I gave up a life of sex for a life of structure, and class.
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" *Status post. You know what to do."
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AOL: jjcy0792
"they call it the hammer cause it gets the nailing done"
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attach this link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWOkG4KPgNQ

and put on caption "im pretty sure i was born in the wrong deckade"

got massssss feedback hahaah
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Go to Twitter and look up GlennQuagmireFG . He has some SUPERB one lines that will for sure get you a lot of comments. :-)

My fav's:

When I go to sleep I put on a-condom, I don't trust myself when I sleep walk.


I was chatting to a girl last night. She said to me, "Can I have your mobile number?" I said, "No way, I've had that number for years"


I Had sex-with this girl last night.. it was so good I woke up this morning and made her a facebook appreciation fan page.


sex-before marriage is good. How else would I know if my neighbor's future wife was good enough for him?


Lollipops: the reason young girls are great for blow jobs.


Fat girls swallow because they're hungry.


Old people used to annoy me at weddings by saying "you're next!" They stopped all that when I started doing the same to them at funerals.


Hope they're posting more!!

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This might be a fun status on Facebook:

I used up all my sick days - so I called in dead!
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hmmm i like this thread
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I'm like Beetlejuice. Scream my name a couple of times and I'll come.

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