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PostPosted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 10:16 am 
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Another visitor from puahate.com?


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 10:55 am 
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You guys sit here analyzing strategies like fucking weirdos. What works on one girl ain't gonna work on the next. Your wasting your time. Every girl is different. The only thing you need to know about picking up women is don't be afucking akward weirdo.
This is only partially correct. From my experience every girl is the same general. At least the decent looking ones. Except for small details.They all date the Assholes(at least 80%) and they all like being put on these emotional roller coasters. Push and pull and playful teasing also works on every bitch i've teabagged. Now if you wanna go fuck an emo goth bitch; the techniques applied on here probaly wouldn't work.


I'm guessing you just closed your eyes, slamed on your keyboard and clicked your mouse and magically ended up here reading our nerdy bullshit.. Right? Cause someone as good with women as you wouldnt dare google "pick up artist"?

And if the girl you walked up to and just said I wanna fuck you and she agreed is the girl you decided to make your girlfriend you make need this website more than you think.. What bars does she go to? Maybe I'll swing by And give her a go.. She seems like a stable girl with self dignity and esteem who goes for a one liner without preselcetion.. GL buddy

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 11:34 am 
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What a troll lol.
If you took a hundred random guys off this site 99% 0f them could steal your girlfriend from your arm within 15 minutes, take her home,have sex with her then get her back to the bar give you a wink and leave you looking like a confused squirrel who's lost his nuts.
That's the funny thing about this little community. You guys are all "bros", but every poster above and below you would plow your girl given the chance. You guys are worse than women are. You play more games than bitches do.


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I can't speak for the rest of these gentlemen. I am an example of someone whose game truly does suck. But this symbolizes trying to do something, no matter the hurt, the pain, and the shame; this is a symbol of trying to do something. The truth is PUA is little more then another internet revolution of people coming together and solving problems together. It’s the way of the future. Old people come together and create communities about heart problems, cancers, the problems of aging; women come together and share experiences of life together, of happiness, of sadness and pain, of the joy; racial groups create websites to explain discontent, or fear; and other groups come together for common causes all the time. So why can't men create a community designed to help guys actually get what they want? I should've just stayed out of this argument, but I couldn't help but notice it. I am the atypical beta-male. I've been on this site for 9 months with no results. I am not ashamed to admit these things. However, I will say this; why not join puahate.com instead of this site?


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 12:03 pm 
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I love psychology. PUA is just one branch of it that's both useful and interesting.

The question that you've got to ask yourself is why you're a) posting on here and b) coming back to regularly check on your posts.

Based on your words, I'm guessing that you're needing to feel in a dominant position over someone. What's strange is that you can only do it over the internet, not face to face. You're definitely over compensating for something. There's a hint of jealousy in there too and if you're only getting girls by walking up to drunk chicks and asking if they want to fuck, it's not really surprising that you envy guys who can see a cute girl day or night and pick her up.

BTW, the answer to b) is probably that you're seeking validation. Don't worry, it's normal. What's odd is that you're seeking validation from people you're insulting. Probably wasn't loved enough as a child etc.


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@BabyJesus - You're wasting your time telling these guys that what they do is weird, I do agree with you though. People on here do seem to overcomplicate shit, and they seem to think they can perfect their "game" that much that they can have any girl they want. They want to go in and ask girls "who lies more, men or women?" and then tell these bullshit stories and do magic tricks to impress them... More women for us though, leave them to it mate :)

I'd be careful with your girlfriend though if you met her from saying "you wanna fuck me don't you?". I met my ex the same way, and she turned out to be a lying cheating slut. If she makes it easy for you she probably does for every other guy...


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I love psychology. PUA is just one branch of it that's both useful and interesting.

The question that you've got to ask yourself is why you're a) posting on here and b) coming back to regularly check on your posts.

Based on your words, I'm guessing that you're needing to feel in a dominant position over someone. What's strange is that you can only do it over the internet, not face to face. You're definitely over compensating for something. There's a hint of jealousy in there too and if you're only getting girls by walking up to drunk chicks and asking if they want to fuck, it's not really surprising that you envy guys who can see a cute girl day or night and pick her up.

BTW, the answer to b) is probably that you're seeking validation. Don't worry, it's normal. What's odd is that you're seeking validation from people you're insulting. Probably wasn't loved enough as a child etc.
There you go over analyzing everything. Is pretty simple: I think half of you are losers who never touched a girl in their life and the other half are jersey shore wannabe douchebags.


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Have you guys ever thought about just walking up to a girl and asking her to fuck? It works....if your not a hideous mother fucker.
Did you get that idea from here lol
No. that's how I met my girl. I walked up to her at the bar and said "you wanna fuck me don't you?". She's been in love ever since. Some of the shit I read on this forum is pathetic
Just goes to show what kind of women you attract. While you're posting on this forum your "girlfriend" is fucking your friends, her friends, her friends' friends and your shopkeeper.


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I see your point baby jesus but to some extent, you are wrong: there is a lot to learn here regardless of natural ability.

I liken this pua thing to being a pro athlete: you have to have some natural talent - looks, energy, charm (the abilty to adapt that charm to a situation) etc; but athletes also benefit from tactics, science, education, practice, unique training etc. The coach may provide the latter but would be shit at the "sport" (because he's old and his natural talent, if he ever had any, is gone) where as without the coach, the athlete will be "good" but never "great". Open up your mind. Thats why im here. I think i could learn something.

And on a personal note, if your girlfriend is charmed by that chat, you can have her. Oh, and get tested for stds.


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There you go over analyzing everything. Is pretty simple: I think half of you are losers who never touched a girl in their life and the other half are jersey shore wannabe douchebags.
Well, yeah, of course a lot of the guys here haven't touched a woman. Why do you think they came to this site in the first place? The Situation suggests a logic course.

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Tbh, the girls I know who have the sense to read up and learn about PUA, not one of you guys on here could pull 'em- they're just too wised up to ya game now :D I pretty much agree with BabyJesus. In fact, I totally agree with him. I only signed up here because reading some of this stuff is completely hilarious.


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You guys made my day, lol.


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You guys are taking the troll a bit to seriously I think. Don't feed him.


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He's right though, there are too many weird guys who have no idea what they're talking about giving advice on this forum.


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"weird"

what is weird? are you like 12? that's a pretty lame description.

also, what's weirder? coming on a forum like this to improve yourself? or coming on a forum like this to laugh at "weird" people and troll?

i get tons of pussy, btw.


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