And It's not, honest! Well sorta....we'll just say im smitten.
Even though iv been a member of this forum for near enough 2 years, I hardly post unless its something I need help with specificly from the more experienced PUAs and of course, I will lend a hand to some of our newer members.
Anyhooooow, on to my problem! I'm very picky with picking girls. Like almost needing them to match up to my perfect standards. Terrible I know, but im working on it. Due to this, I more often than not end up just having a laugh at partys and rarely getting a chance to practise my game on girls. First and foremost, she has to have a personality and be able to have fun. Think Jennifer Love Hewitt. Can't stand them blonde bitches that think they're all that, like if God himself shitted them out of his Holy hole. Then she has to be in middle of the cute n hot scale. Too cute usually abit immature (fluffy teddys, pink rooms etc). Too hot and usually means she like one of them WAG types that are high maintenance, and are too stuck up to get down for some silly fun. I know you arent suppose to judge a book by its cover but usually you really can tell what kind of person people are by looking at them. Picky boy aint I? So picky that im still a virgin after been giving numerous chances to sleep with girls (I'm 17 btw). Long fucking story short, met this girl (lets just call her HB) and she matchs up to my high standards!
Has a absolutely stunning smile, and just hanging around with her for afew minutes, I knew this girl was one who likes to have fun (not that way you pervs
). You wouldnt know I was virgin by looking at me but I guess PUA has really ramped up my confidence since i started 3 years ago. So I introduced myself and to her n her friends when I got to their house party, joked about and did the dance routine for excuse to kino. She definitly was giving IOIs and seem really interested and later one of my female friends even said that HB liked me. So far so good, time to whip out the big guns.
Im something of a poker player and regularly have cards on me but I intended to bring them out so I can do magic tricks if the occasion ever called for it. So I did my hocus pocus and the she had the usual reactions, "Whaaaaat?!?!" Omg, how did you do that?!?!" I simply said " Dont you watch Harry Potter? Its magic...." while giving her a wink. While I was doing these I was leaning in for the kiss and then backing off and leaning in again. You could tell she was enjoying it but I kept stalling n stalling until I was finally gonna close right there but people just walked in on us and the moment was over. Man I was pissed, twas screaming in my head "ISNT THERE SOME OTHER FUCKING ROOM YOU COULD BE IN RIGHT NOW??!?!?!?!?!" In hindsight, maybe due to my inexperience I was stalling but I guess lesson learned. Aww well I thought, more chances through out the night.
Party at HB friends house was cut short as the neighboors complained so we all had to go to my mates house. I thought better chance of closing there. While we were walking, we were all alittle bit drunk, so I joked that she couldnt walk straight and I should give her a piggy backride. She hopped on and we were both having a laugh pretending I was a aeroplane wizzing about. While I was carrying her, she put her head down next to mine and I felt this was a defo IOI and If I didnt close tonight then I'm gonna kick the shit out of myself the next morning letting a golden chance like that slip by. When we got to my mates house, about half the night I was helping a friend to the toilet as he was puking everywhere. Absolute lightweight, he only had like 2 glasses of vodka and coke! I swear if he drunk enough, water would get him pished. Most of the gang was in the living room playing singstar while I was helping clean up sick. Great. Not exactly what I thought would happen 30 minutes before. HB didnt really want to sing and I pushed her saying it'll be fun and we'll do it together. She agreed and we held hands while singing through the mic. We later finally got to be alone again in the kitchen just talking about careers and ambitions in life. She said she currently works in a clothes store but is trying to head to Uni to study Biology but she really wanted to do childcare. I said thats admirable and while shes got the chance, she should do what she really wanted. She grinned and ask me what I wanted to do. "Gambler." I replied. "Yeah I want to be a lowlife of society, im scum" Saying this while smirking. We were enjoying our convo alot but yet a fucking again......SOME MOTHERFUCKER WHO DIDNT NEED TO BE THERE BUT REGARDLESS WAS, SHOWED UP IN THE KITCHEN WHEN I WAS TALKING TO THIS GORGEOUS GIRL!!!!!!! Immediatly the guy started talking to me and HB just got up and left. Fuming but thought id still might get another chance later and at the very least, a kiss or number close, I started to relax. Damn, your friends are never there when you need them or in this case always there when you dont!
We thrown puking friend into a bed for the night and the rest of us continued to play singstar. I was singing the beatles songs (legends!) until one of the other girls decided to stick the X Factor disc on
. X factor for Beatles..........bollocks. Regardless I stuck through it with that steaming pile of absolute shite invading my ears only for the sake of HB. Obviously I wanted to isolate as soon as possible (this is one area im stuck in guys, any advice?) and I knew we had connection but I kept stalling by reviewing what I was gonna say through my head. I thought i was gonna lead her by the hand and say "come with me, I wanna talk to you." but again, kept stalling possibly over fear of reject (which is fucking stupid as she was giving me IOIs all night and wouldnt reject me). Then it fucking happened.
HBs friends said they had to go as they had work in the morning (it was 3am, Sunday, and they had to get up at 8am, WTF?) with HB also needing to go. Obviously I was fucking disdaught (sp) as I really really wanted to K close her atleast and even 2 days later with me writing this, kicking myself over it. I was so shell shocked it didnt even occured to me to get her number. I just gave her a hug n lifted her up but I really should of done the cheeky kiss on the cheek but turn at the last second to the lips goodbye trick but completely forgotten about it. So out the door they went. What a fucking anti climax that was. HB is a friend of my mates GF so il probably see her this weekend FULLY intending to close the deal this time. I reckon she still likes me but man I really should of close her that night. Kinda wanting to LTR this girl as I said, im a picky guy so not many different choices of banana for me.
Like I said my inexperienced costed me. But we all learn from our mistakes and I swear I wont let a golden chance like that go again. Sorry guys for the long ass story, hoped you enjoyed it as much as i enjoyed doing it (apart from the last bit) Hopefully some of the older guys on here can teach me what to do next time and what to say to isolate this weekend. Thank you alot PUA community.
CHAT
