I told the BIGGEST SHAMALOT of a lie.



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PostPosted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:43 pm 
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OK ammm....I was bored so I started messing with some chicks in my phone. Fuck it just read...

ME: OMG, you won't believe what happened to me last night!!!
HER: What?!?!
ME: (I told her a HUGE lie about getting into a fight and getting jumped blah blah, she ATE THAT SHIT UP.)
skiping the banter, she texts me the next day asking how I was feeling, mind you I sent this out to multiple girls that day, and she was the only one to ask how I was doing. AND we met like 2 weeks ago.....Is that an IOI?

AND ON ANOTHER NOTE.

Is being ass hole bad at times? (this was in person BTW)

ME: She's not ugly, she's just not BONERIFIC
HER: Na she's ugly
ME: Noooo she's just not BONERIFIC, Hell you're not BONERIFIC either.
HER: BECAUSE IM SKIN......whatever.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 11:39 pm 
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The second convo is hilarious


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