So somehow I set this up so PERFECT.

HER:______________!!(stretched my name out)
ME: Heeeeyyy wus up?
HER: Nuthin much what u doin?
ME: Bout to lift weights n a hour haha
HER: OMG again? Lol
ME: Everday! I got to so I can look sexy
ME: You need to workout with me.
HER: Im thinkin bout it..coz i wanna get sexier
ME: Hahaha we could sexercise
HER: Sexercise? Lol I wonder how its gonna like
ME: You have never sexercised before? I must show you.

AMMMM she hasn't responded yet, but I'm sure she is gonna wanna know how to do it (She's foreign BTW) when I get this opportunity.....how can I "sexercise"?

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Dont Light The Dynamite, Then Get Mad At The EXPLOSION.....what did you expect?

That's fucking awesome.
She pretty much told you that you are sexy so that's good.

"Why do you want to look sexy? I mean it's obvious, huh? You want to look sexy to attract a man. Sexercise is by far the best way to attract a man."

Look up some statistics on calories burned in intercourse and spout them of. Then just set a workout date. You fucking crack me up, dude.

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You can't forget about me, stupid. Everywhere I go ima have my own theme music.

hahahaha glad I could make you laugh.
And thank you I will use that line exactly as you put it!

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Dont Light The Dynamite, Then Get Mad At The EXPLOSION.....what did you expect?

lol thats awesome, you should have just told her to get dressed though.

haha too easy.

nicely done

sexercise: incline pushups into the vajayjay