response to "im more intelligent than you"
"i know, i don't wanna overwhelm you just yet" Plain & simple. It sounds more like alpha male sarcasm/humor, w/e you wanna call it.
Now about what others have said:
"because i'm so sexually attractive, that anyone caught in my orbit can't help themselv es, they're only gay around me!

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Too much wording here, it sounds beta-like too. A real man can joke, but a real man never qualifies himself/puts himself up
verbally. True story here: I sarcastically told a girl, "Yeah I was that one hot guy you saw walking around" and she said I she stopped talking to me after b/c I was too much into myself.
On to the second..
"Why you talking about my fag friends - you like fags;. OMG you're a lesbian?!"
It's too drama-like. It comes across as being hyper in a beta sort of way too. It just doesn't come across as being funny and manly-like. And come on, you're calling your friends fags which makes YOU a fag too. Don't be surprised if the girl says, "Wow." or "Ok?"
The main problem when PUAs/guys give responses like these is that they sound gay. I've given responses saying, "OMG" and acting all hyper in a way and the girl would say, "Ok?". In my opinion, less smilies should be used, don't say, "OMG" don't use a lot of "!" marks. You can give funny responses but make them sound something like a tough/real guy would say.