| I know you can't really "wear" this, but any kind of injury is great for getting attention. Whether it's a cast or a big cut going down your arm (my experience) girls just love asking "oh, what happened?" if you want you can make up a story, but I am big on truth. no matter what the truth is, you can still make it interesting.
for instance, I had this big cut down my forearm (now a big scar down my forearm) and I basically fell off my bike on a sidewalk. bam. stupid right? well its all how you play it out. Basically I said what happened, explained how my bike was a piece of shit, joked about how no one had seen it, threaded in how my roommate is a douchebag who only gave me a little bit of anti-bacterial at a time to clean it up, and strung it around from there.
anything eye-catching, even if it isn't clothing, is great.
One thing I HATE though, the guy with the guitar at a place that you shouldn't have a guitar. I hate that guy. Especially when that guy isn't that good. Sometimes if its the right kind of space (I did this at a frat house) I love going up to that guy, saying "hey, can I play one?" then rocking Fuck her Gently. Gets laughs and any compliment can be negged away.
yeah. Dont be that guy.
Also, don't injure yourself for attention, just use what you got going for you.
Daniel _________________ If you will it, it is no dream
-Theodore Herzl
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