I like baseball, movies, good clothes, fast cars, whiskey, and you... what else you need to know...?

from public enemies a good quote

How would this status post play out? I haven't field tested it.

___ likes women, not girls.

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Down to sarge.

Salut!

Funny ones:

"After 5 years of research, Russian scientist have counted that if we take all the water from all the oceans, seas, lakes, rivers (...) on Earth and put it into a 50cm-diameter pipe, the pipe would be long as fuck"

"_____ is wondering if it's OK to cook pork ribs in toaster"

"--- A B C D E F U C K ---"

"Apparently, virginity can be cured"

"Why is it always the wrong time of month?"

"Apparently, You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women."

"Fuck. Never argue with a women when she's tired. Or rested."

"See? Even Surielx may become an altruist. If there are some benefits from that."

That's from Californication probably: "You can drive and vote but you'll never be equal!" - fire discussion

"God, give me chastity and give me continence. But not now."

And whatever the Prophet A.Bundy says. "I am so hungry I could eat vegetables!"

Salut!

Surielx.

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An Alpha male cries only when Mufasa dies.
Personal thread: lr-s-surielxs-crazy-adventures-vt79972.html

Just don't be a whiny bitch on facebook and it's not DLV. statuses really don't fucking matter. What you want is to have a lot of pictures with lots of different girls, to get them jealous and wondering if you really fuck all them or not. They'll know your a cool guy and they will want to know you. As soon as new pics go up of me with girls, I usually get a facebook im or a txt of some sort from a girl asking me what I've been up to. Try it out man.

"I don't check mail, I check female"

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Inner game is ALL you need, then create your own routine

"I'm a grown man. I can only teach you how to Douglas".

Watch the likes and comments flood in.

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You can only get smarter by playing a smarter opponent - Jake Green

i like these statuses

Bit inspired on one posted before, but altered:

haha friend of mine said "have to check my mail". I replied: Oh, didn't knew you had a boyfriend you had to check up on.''


This one works AND for me was a true story:

Why do I see some latex-sex-sm advertisement on my page? I mean.. am I their target audience? O_o

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Hi, I need your female opinion on this...

Ive got a couple for ya which has givin be great comments..

- USED to play sports, but then i found you can buy tropfys, now im good at EVERYTHING!

- I wonder where nudist keep their keys..

- wonders how you choose which side of the bread to butter....

- Definition of stupid; person who locks their keys in the car...and it takes them an hour to get their family out

- Games don't make people violent, lag does.

- Got invited to a party and got told i had to dress to kill, Apparently a Beard, Robe, Backpack and turban, wasn't what they had in mind.

- asked 100 women which shampoo they preferred, and the most popular answer was: "How the fuck did you get in here?"

- is just as confused as a fat kid with a salad

- Is LEGENDARY in bed... once.. i slept until the fuckin afternoon!!

- When i get sad, i stop being sad and awesome instead! (Barney stinson, how i met your mother)

- is inventing a sunroof for motorbikes

- is planing to live forever, so far so good

- is not bad, hes just drawn that way

- is carefull about reading health books, he may dies of a misprint

- is not suffering from insanity; he's loving every minute of it.

- loves animals, they're delicius!

- is practicing hes officially silly-walk

Cheers.

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- You miss 100% of the changes you dont take.

"is gonna learn braille so he can know what the bumps on womens areolas say"

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You can only get smarter by playing a smarter opponent - Jake Green

Caution when using this one. Only post if you're open about being a sexual person on your FB:

"Plan A worked...now off to the pharmacy to get Plan B"

Plan B is the name for the morning after pill in case you didn't know. Get ready for tons of comments calling you hilarious, inappropriate, sick, and hot.

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You can only get smarter by playing a smarter opponent - Jake Green

Your girls like my Macbook. I take it out, turn 'er on, use it, n shut it down

is beating his previous record of consecutive days alive.

If you see a guy opening a car door for a girl, it's one of two things: either a new girl, or a new car

❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ Pimpin

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Why ask for permission when you can ask for forgiveness?

HAHAHA LOVE IT!

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Three Types of Players:
1) Those who doesn't know whats happening
2) Those who watch what happens
3) Those who make it happen

some awesome stuff on that list, i admit my usual updates fall under music video,movie i'm watching or check in at bars/clubs/movies.

A girl just posted this@ 'Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!'

Give me a funny answer pronto!! I dont care about DHV, she isnt good looking. But I just know that there is a hilarious answer to this somewhere!