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alezopeda
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 06, 2011 5:22 pm 
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Im in a relatinoship and the biggest shit test is her saying she doubts if she loves me. I looked at her and said... ok, u have ur way i have mine. She then kissed me apologized. I dropped her at her house and she said, i love you. LOL
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i hope i dont dissappoint you?

Q: (this happened to me) you are the one who said you cant commit :roll:
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Q: (this happened to me) you are the one who said you cant commit
A: Oh sorry, I was talking about my wife when I said that.

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Help me with this one:

Q: Maybe if you're good I'll respond to your email.
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Maybe if you're good I'll respond to your email.
Well girls always call me a bad boy but that doesn't stop them responding to my emails. - Cocky Funny

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i'll start it up with a fresh one i just received in a text:

"do you KNOW how sarcastic you are?"

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bandito69
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A: yes, does that bother you?

Q: your zipper is down ( this always happens to me FML)
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A: I left it down to catch you red-handed looking at my junk. :P

Q: I don't want to break you heart...

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A: Im all about love/romance babay =]

Q: why do you keep talking to me?
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A: because I feel like we have chemistry *smile

Q:This is awkward...
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bandito69
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a: no this is fun :)

Q: well your gay so you should like assholes lol

i told her im gay playfully kidding, and i called her a bitch, she called me an asshole. this is all playfull, no hate at all lol. she wrote this and im stuck on what to say
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A: Can you help me find a cute boy?

Q: Do I look fat?

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A: (may not be a good response but...) maybe you'd prefer fluffy.

Q: you're just becoming a bigger tool after ever text. (said playfully...i was gonna respond "don't let my size intimidate you then")

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A: (may not be a good response but...) maybe you'd prefer fluffy.

Q: you're just becoming a bigger tool after ever text. (said playfully...i was gonna respond "don't let my size intimidate you then")
I'll try my hardest.

A: Don't tools screw a lot of things?

Q: You look like a gay friend i use to know!
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Asmodai
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A: Then he has excellent (or other attribute)

Q: What are you trying to do?
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A: I am not gay, are you lesbian?

ST: "We cannot have sex, because you don't love me."
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