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congratulations on your promotion mate !!!!

although i will be sad if this thread becomes less active lol.

merry christmas also.

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Sh*t man... You're driving me crazy with your thread...
You're talking of kiss close, finger close and bj while I'm having trouble to make a d*mn number close...

You make me want to go night game...

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We've been all there before. Really, when I broke up with my girl over a year ago it was obvious for me to start visiting clubs, this is where I learned what I know now. But hey, it's been over a year since I am in game! I admit, my breaking point was when 3 weeks after breakup I f-closed a HB5 without even knowing about game, relying only on my looks.

I think clubs are easier: lots of alcohol, kino while dancing is natural and you know where good kino leads. And only requirements are grooming and dancing. Plus, this is where social proof comes in handy.

And vice versa Daniel, I live in a small city and day game was always harder for me but I can see it is sometimes worthy. Waiting for a meltdown to start day sarging.

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Thu, 23th Dec'10 - Shitty karaoke, k-close - Surielx, B, Brother, F, J

I invite 7 people to the karaoke, book a table and set everything up. I am the organizer, there are 5 people in one car and 3 other (the singer from Unexpected Karaoke Party + his two mates) in second, the 3 were just to drink and sing. I don't judge them, they are hilarious but pussies at the same time. My younger brother is with us, he returned from Netherlands 4 hours ago and I want to make a welcome party. Before we go, we make a lottery on matches who is driving. I lost. Smells like not drinking today. Merry fucking Christmas.

We arrive at 9.30 and the place is dead. I mean really. One PUA-look at the entourage: 8-set with two girls, one of them on the laps of a guy; bouncer's girl; 2 waitresses; 3-set of girls; 4-set of girls; 6-set with 2 girls and their boyfriends. And us, 8-set of sausages. Welcome to Poland Bro!

Ok, so I go to the DJ and ask when the karaoke starts, he "I don't know if it will, look at the club". I look around and understand but at the same time feel like I don't let that happen. So I use this as an opportunity to talk to everyone: approach 6-set to ask if they stay and want to sing because we want to desperately and are looking for companions. They want to, so I say "pick 3 songs you want to sing and write them to him". Approach 3-set "No, it's fuckin' dead, we are leaving" FUCK! 4-set (my original target) : "Yeah, I guess we will but don't know what to sing" so I tell them to pick couple songs and write them because we want to sing today! It is playful some smiles etc. Ok, 8-set: "Surely, we are here to do it" Me "So choose fucking songs and give it to DJ and let the karaoke begin!". I turn back and I can see the 3-set leaving and another picture: have you ever seen a pack of predators attacking a gazelle wounded by one of them? Welcome to my social circle! 4-set accompanied with 4 vultures. I go to DJ to tell him everyone wants to sing and we decide to start karaoke in 30 mins so I tell everyone that and go back to these jackals. Aren't Surielx the leader?

So I go to this 4-set with "What do you sing?" and then my favourite "Who are you?". It turns out 2 of them study 100km to the west and other two 150km to the east and came back to their parents for Christmas. Ok Surielx, no f-close today. They usually don't party but wanted to meet up and sing, it turnes out I know more clubs in their cities than them. Ok Surielx, no #close either. Just perfect. What other options to close is there?

I pick my target and got nice convo about my studies, catch her attention with the cube and win 5-questions game. Let me repeat once again: God bless you, Style! My beloved social circle of AFCs loves to say randomly "Don't listen to him, he's stupid", "Shall we dance?" (at fuckin karaoke??), and things to that effect. I love that gathering of self-cockblockers, my brother included. I sing one song with my target, kino (she's mine fellas!) and so.

At that point I want still to sing some songs. As I do so and got back, I can see my target speaking to the other guy. WRONG ADDRESS YOU COCKSUCKER! to HB: "Oh, I didn't recognze you as a seducer at first!", she "No, I'm not", to guy: "Oh, so it's you! You smart beast! Everybody wants sex before Christmas but please, at the karaoke party? Hah, good luck anyway!" and leave. Shortly she leaves too. If you ever had a nightmare where you are starving and a kid steals your hot-dog - this kid has my face.

I wish I could write I wanted to k-close and turned out I was able to f-close but it didn't happen. One thing I am proud of (besides my vocal and stolen hot-dog) is how I k-closed. We sit at their table, me next to my target, light kino, "Ok, we are leaving, I think I've got a gift for you, close your eyes and give me your hand." BOOM! K-close. Not a french kiss, rather a peck on the lips in front of her and my friends, with no isolation. I just had to test it. She is not angry, acts like it didn't happen, I am surprised.

Overall? Hey, I opened the only two possible sets, escalate with the only option that night, not risking because it would be an ultimate sausagefest, k-closed with shitty social proof... You act differently when you know if you burn this only available set there will be no other option. I think I have to cut my party group to max 3 people that are not needy and less likely to act like pussy.

Tomorrow - an opening of a new club, reservation made, cya in some time.

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Sat 25th Dec'10 - Surielx Pussy - doesn't matter who

I promised myself to write a report of every night out and don't spare these shitty nights so this gonna be one of them.

We head to an Opening Party of a new club nearby. We reach the end of a queue at 10:30pm, enter the club an hour later and then we stood for the next hour to leave our clothes in the restroom. So it's 00:45am when we hit the dancefloor. Personal best.

Inside this club is awesome, 3 stages with different kind of music, separated silent area - all perfect. But the party itseld is a disaster! Not to mention waiting for 2 hours to finally hit the dancefloor - it's a sausagefest. Gay party. The Eden for pussies. The Testosteranean Sea. 6 guys for 1 girl. I wish I had a pussy this night.

No approach guys. Not a single one. I am a pussy and have nothing in my defense. Every cute girl is with her pontoon-man, and every ugly one is surrounded by 2 poor guys.

The music - awesome! Yeah! The newest song I heard was Timbaland's "4 minutes to save the world". Please, just shoot me. I hope I will be able to sleep after that traumatic evening.

Lessons learned: it's gonna be like half a year before my curiosity will lead me there again.

Ok, next FR will probably be in 2011. See you then!

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The music - awesome! Yeah! The newest song I heard was Timbaland's "4 minutes to save the world".
Lmao you guys in Poland need to be updated, I believe this song came out in 2009 hahaha but keep up the good work I enjoyr your stories man!

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The music - awesome! Yeah! The newest song I heard was Timbaland's "4 minutes to save the world".
Lmao you guys in Poland need to be updated, I believe this song came out in 2009 hahaha but keep up the good work I enjoyr your stories man!
2008. The very next sentence was "Just shoot me" to underline the irony.

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We'll at least you guys know that you'll have good music coming in the next two years haha

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31 Dec'10 - New Years Party - Surielx, L, D and lots of women
1 Jan'11 - Surielx the Egoist - Surielx, J, HB8


Cracov. Magic city. Probably the only one in the world where if you want to travel from point A to point B you need to exit the bus on the second stop, but if you want to travel back from point B to A there are 16 stops on your way.

Me and two of my guys were in the hotel with 1500 students, 6 halls and one dancefloor. It took me like 3 shots to go on the dancefloor and next half an hour to do a warm-up approach. No special openers, just grab her hand and dance, no rejection as far as I remember (this fact only made me even crazier dancer). The attitude was awesome, I approached this way 8 girls before the point I met my love for this night. The best part is - Surielx is progressing. I still remember all the girls' names but the problem occured with matching the name to particular face. Still, progress.

If I can advice you something due to this approach method - at first you always dance "in the circle" with your friends, that's natural. The most relevant thing in here is to focus on your moves, don't look around, let the girls admire you without the fear of being caught. Some practice and you will just feel their stare on you. Focus on your moves, look up and down instead of right and left. If the girl passes by dancing - grab her hand, she wants to be noticed and wants you to approach her. Half an hour of dancing with your buddies and approach an average girl, you want to make first approach to warm up and you want it to be successful to give you confidence. Plus, if you dance with a girl for 2 songs and then leave, the other girls see 3 things: you can dance, you are not a stalker and here is the chance for them since you dance back with your buddies.

D who has zero game and is total AFC danced with.. 10 girls for the whole night! 2 #closes! And two pecks on the neck! Guys, before the party started I wished he successfully approached one girl.
L was tired of the trip and he was 24h on feet so he danced with some girls but really didn't want to make any move forward, the fantasy of purity is making the harvest. But still, he thinks this night was awesome.

Back to the hero of this story. I'm sitting with my buddies by the table when a girl (easily HB8, petit brunette) comes by and looks at me the same way pedobear looks at candies. EC, my smile, she passes by and sits at the end of our table with no human soul in 4 meter radius and is playing with her hair. You know the way that red canvas affects a bull?

Surielx: "Hi, Surielx" (hand drawn, as I want to peck her on the hand)
HB8: "Hi, HB8" (gives me her hand, I take it almost to my lips, reverse both hands and kiss mine. She smiles)
Surielx: "You know you can't look at men this way, it can be dangerous."
HB8: (smile) "What way?"
Surielx: "Like fat child looks at a cheeseburger." (Yes, I said that)
(laugh)
Surielx: "Come with me"

We make a slow procession to the dancefloor, my guys later told me there was no fucking way I made it within two minutes. We danced for two songs (side note: I dance with no more than 2 songs as a first dance with a girl. It is enough to show her my skills and not to repeat the moves then I leave her on high note with "I know where you sit, see you later") and I get back to my table to drink some more. Emboldened with this little success I approach a blonde. It's Stiffler's Mom. I mean, she is maybe 25 but the aura and her whole style (lady I would say, you know what I mean) immediately links her with this character. Some flirty talk later she says she has a challenge for the player like me and points at the lonely girl two tables ahead, she is HB6.5 maybe and looks around with no smile on her face, I think "Easy call, watch out." and approach. Apparently, I forgot that when there is 1500 people at New Year's Party, it is quite possible for the girl to be there with her boyfriend. He was somewhat angry when he returns. Stiffler's Mom tricked me! I lost the bet and a shot so I flirt with her some more, spot the previous HB8 sitting nearby and continue talking to this cheaty beast with a grin on my face. Jealousy plotline, we will test ya! 20 seconds later HB8 brings me a shot, she have easily discovered the best way a girl can win Surielx's attention.

We chat a bit, smile, the Cube, 5 question game (a first girl in my carieer that answered correctly on 4th question. But still lost on the fifth one) and we head back to the dancefloor. Some songs and pictures taken later, we dance on one slower song,

Surielx: "I invented the way of kissing without touching your lips, close your eyes"
Boom! K-close
Surielx: "I think the method doesn't work", she smiles.
some time passes
Surielx: "Hey, I bet that if we land at your place, you wouldn't even feed me"
HB8: "Of course I would, I have manners"
Surielx: "What do you have in the fridge?"
HB8: "Hmmm... cheese, onions, tomatoes, greek salad..."
Surielx: "Ok, salad is fine, invitation accepted"
she smiles, blushing, I know it's ON.

We stayed until like 5am, my friends ejected around 2, her friends a little bit after so we decide to exit. All the way to her place we were joking, flirting, smiling (although I don't clearly remember it) and we go to her apartment. That was funny, she said later that she was sure I will go home after I walked her to her place, but when we are in front of the door I just say "Do you have the keys or should I ring?" (it's 6am), she says she has, "So open".

We are in her room, I lay on the bed, she takes some clothes and says she's back in 5mins. Have you ever had the situation where you have fun all the night, drink one shot after another, have fun again, make this night a legend and then you take one shot after which you don't remember anything? That was 4 shots ago. Waiting for my love to come, Surielx made the most prideful decission in 2011: turned to right side and fell asleep.

I wake up in the morning and see her nearby, wearing cute, beautiful, sexy and shiny H&M outfit but I was lost at this point. I laughed of myself, she gave me a massage and I left on high note (it was difficult in this situation, you can imagine). Don't remember exactly when I took her number but I feel it's not over yet. The funny thing: she gave me nothing to eat.

Afternoon, I take my bag from one friend where I was supposed to sleep and move to another apartment where my other buddies resides, L and D are on the way home and I stay for another night. I tell them a story, get so much laughter and 2 free beers for the ending, I think I deserved it. I call HB8, set up a meeting at 9pm, told her I will be with my friends so she can come with hers. Me and J are 7 minutes late (I love to do that), she's alone, we head to the club and dance the whole time. J exits after an hour and gets back home, we are alone on the dancefloor and this time I am a dancefreak! I can see everyone is looking at me with admiration to my decent dance and to the beautiful girl I am with. At 2am I say "I'm tired, let's get back to your place" and she says we can't because there are some guests from one girl's family. I say "Ok, so come with me" and we head to the apartment I mentioned before.

I don't clearly remember at which point she says she's invited to wedding in four weeks time and I am now invited too. I have to think about it, she didn't give me anything to eat in the morning (huge minus) but she gave me a decent massage (huge plus). On the other hand, at the wedding there will surely be enough eating for me so I think I will accept that. I like her, a lot.

Back to the apartment. I introduce her to everyone and say goodnight, we go to one room and kiss, talk and laugh a lot. I told her I don't want to have sex with her now because I feel we have a connection and don't want to ruin it. And, fellas, it was true! I can say I would clearly have sex with her that night but I didn't want to. After some talk, kisses and laugh we fall asleep. It's been a long time since I spent the whole night with a girl with no sex. It felt good.

In the morning, I made her breakfast and say "Don't remember it next time", she laugh. After that we head the city, eat some more in a restaurant (I payed but "Next time your turn") and walked her to the bus stop. I gave her my necklace ("I think you are not a thief, you will give it back next time we see") and kissed goodbye.

Decent opening of the season 2011 I think. Plus, time bridge well set, I think I will accept. I have never been by the sea in winter, she pays for everything including the tickets, I've had some memorable time with her... Plus, I want my necklace back!

This week a poker night is coming but I will surely go clubbing in the weekend.

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Sat, 15th Dec'11 - Tequila Meet-Up - Surielx, Mav-

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Just a short 2-min phone conversation with HB8 from New Years Party, ended an hour ago. Yesterday she mailed me pictures of her two dresses for that wedding, one was salmon and the second beige. I told her earlier to do so because I need to buy chemises to mu suit. She works in call center in Orange (mobile phone operator) so I made some fun of her, the WHOLE conversation:

Surielx: "Good afternoon, (my full name), Orange Poland. As you are one of our Clients, I would like to proudly announce that you got to the finals of our Orange contest. To win a reward-surprise you need to give me answers to 3 questions about colors, you have 7 sec. for each answer. Are you ready?"
(waiting for her to stop laughing)
HB8: "Yes, sure"
Surielx: "Ok, so here is the first question: what... color... is... in... our logo?"
HB8 "Haha, orange!"
Surielx: "Perfect answer! How did you know? Ok, here comes the second question, are you ready?"
HB8: "Yes"
Surielx: "What... color... matches... salmon... in contrast?"
HB8: "Uhm... Black?"
Surielx: "Did you say Black? Perfect answer! Ok, one final question to go, are you ready?"
HB8: "Yes"
Surielx: "What... color... matches... beige... in contrast?"
HB8: "Uhm... Black?"
Surielx: "Black again? You are... totally right! I want to proudly announce that you are our today's first finalist! And you won... Sexy partner for the upcoming wedding! Tell us how do you feel about that?"
(she can't stop laughing)
Surielx: "Ok, I guess that is enough for an answer. Your prize is to be picked up from the central train station next Thursday at 9pm, details will be sent to you via text soon. Thanks for your cooperation and congratulations again. Have a good day"
HB8: (through laughter) "Thanks, bye"

And that's the way the cookie crumbles. Talkative state is still best for my style, doesn't matter if it's eye-to-eye convo or phone call. The purpose of that call was to match the tie color to chemises, I had no idea what would look best so I called her that way. Bring her these positive emotions she had with you when you two met and she's back in that mood! After that she sent me text "You are crazy! Just made my day, hope to see you soon :*"

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Sat, 5th Feb'10 - Prom - Surielx, A

Exams time, I barely have time to go out with my friends, not to mention sarging. Last week I was at the wedding 700km away but nothing PU-related.

The story goes: I'm having my exams, am 120km far from town when my phone starts vibrating. I see "A" on the screen, I call him after exam.

A: "Surielx, what are you doing tonight?"
Surielx: "I'm sleeping at my grandma and learning, tomorrow another exam"
A: "There is a prom tonight?"
(3-sec pause)
Surielx: "Do we have girls who invite us?"
A: "Yes, you have. Me"
(5-sec. pause)
Surielx: "What time does it starts?"

So it's done. We arrive at the prom at 8:30 and head upstairs. Me and A dance with huge amount of girls there, find some friends and tell them how here we are, uninvited, on their prom. At 9:30, during one dance one female parent who was there tells me "We need to talk in a while". I freeze, I know we would be thrown out. Literally, this fuckin' Medusa freaks me out! We decide to hide, which was good for another 2 hours but finally she and another female parent find us and the convo goes:

Parent: "Guys, it's not your party!"
Surielx: "I know miss, but we are here on purpose!"
Parent: "What purpose?"
Surielx: "Can't you see all these girls without partners? One of them was dumped by her boyfriend today. What are they suppose to do? Sit at the table alone and drink vodka on their prom? We are lifeguards here! Besides, I would be damned if I couldn't ask you to dance, madam."
(she smiles lightly)
Surielx: "Oh, you smile! I win! Please, come with me."

The last line - credit to Homer from "The Simpsons Movie".

She admitted we are crazy. Yeah, and I am the one who dance and flirt with a guy 20 years younger in front of my daughter. Thanks for the compliment you MILF slut. We are safe since the song is over.

All the hot girls are with their partners but I do #close one cute girl and one smokin' hot blonde with red dress and legs up to her tits. I just had to, for the sole purpose of doing it and making another epic night. And yes, I do it in front of her partner, who appears to be her boyfriend. First # is easy, I dance with her and simply give her my phone, she gets the idea. Now the blonde, convo during dance:

HB: "Who are you with?"
Surielx: "And you?"
HB: "My boyfriend"
Surielx: "I can't tell you, I promised discretion"
HB: "Hey, that's not fair!"
Surielx: "Ok, but tell no one. Can you see that guy over there? (point to A)"
HB: "But it's not his prom! He is not even in our school"
Surielx: "So do I"
HB: "Wait...(pause) No, you don't"
Surielx: (smile)
HB: "You are such a crazy freak! What do teachers say?"
Surielx: "I don't know, I danced with all of them and no one asked"
HB: (lots of laugh) You are crazy! What's your name?"
Surielx: "Don't you remember? You screamed it last night so loud you woke up all the neighbors and now don't remember?"
HB: (more laugh) "I'm HB"
Surielx: "Surielx"

Give me a better DHV than to enter a prom uninvited and stay till its end. We dance some more, the song ends, "I'll catch you later", go, dance with other girls. When we are about to go I go to her, give her my phone under the table, "Put your number so that he won't see". That's all of that night, 2 hours to sleep and head to another exam. BTW, I passed, 80% ;).

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Really awesome stuff you've put up here,bro. Buckets of fun to read! Keep it up and cheers on your promotion.

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Background story: In September I met this girl, easily HB7 in our local pub. She is 23, I'm 22 that day. We spent there around an hour and she admitted she has 2 kids so this day I really didn't want to hang out with her, these are the girls that are looking for a husband. Wrong address my dear. But she danced with her stomach like Shakira in "Whenever Wherever", I really wanted to see this again. We exchanged numbers and that was all. I have probably had 100 actions like this previous year.

Christmas. I mass-text various girls from my list, including her, with the same text "I wanted to send you something sexy for Christmas but postman took all the staples from my ass and shouted to get the fuck out of the mailbox." - credit to someone on this site. Some of them responded, she flaked so I concentrated on the active ones.

Last week: I am at the wedding, I receive a text from her with some lame nigga joke. I respond with another lame nigga joke and added "What's up?" at the end. Convo evolved into her telling me that she lives now with her kids at her fiance's apartment with him and his mother. She agreed to meet in near future because she "doesn't have many friends in here since she lives there only for 3 months and it could be nice to meet like friend with a friend". I should run a sub-website on translate.google.pl from "chick logic" to English.

And to be honest I forget about this right after I am home; I have my exams and a course from my work. Monday, I look through my inbox, her name appears so I text her with many long pauses:

Surielx: "What are you doing on Wednesday?"
W: "I'm home, don't have plans, if you want you can come for a coffee"
Surielx: "Ok, so 8pm. Where exactly?"
W: "(address)"
Surielx: "Your apartment, right? Ok, see ya then"

I couldn't believe my eyes. I texted Mav- with the situation, he adviced me:

Mav-: "I wouldn't do that."
Surielx: "Listen. If I would say that tomorrow at 8pm in particular place there will be a huge mythical Minotaur with giant axe in his hand, would you go there just to see him, even if it could be dangerous?"
Mav-: "I would"
Surielx: "So you know my position."

Fast-forward: Yesterday I drive to her apartment, she looks gorgeous, we sit alone in living room and from that point the things go nowhere: she is totally sober and tells me stories about her fiance, how they are together for 5 years and she misses him, how she loves him, how she hates her sister because she is a slut and sleeps with everyone, how good connection she and HIS mom has... Her body language is cold, she looks at me over the shoulder, arms crossed, legs crossed... I knew Minotaurs doesn't exist. I knew it! My fantasy of purity is saved!

But then something happened. I tell her to show me her promise ring, make fun of her, cuddle a little, pillow fight, got lots of laugh... I did it on purpose, I admit, kino escalation like hell. Routines? Thumb war, eye-contact-contest (+triangular gazing), "what was the craziest thing you have done?", "How do you handle loneliness?", "What is the perfect romance scenario you would put yourself if you could write your own dream?"... something like that. As a result of cuddling i hug her strongly, triangular gazing and kiss-close -> makeout.

We proceed to her bedroom and fuck like crazy. And I can tell you: she sucked my dick like it was the fountain of youth. At 00:30 I say I have to go home and wake up early to work, she buys herself extra 30 minutes with a decent massage. I have to go at 1am, I need to bury the "fantasy of purity" corpse right in the middle of her garden. On the way home I started laughing; if I could leave a note to her future husband, it would be "I fucked your wife during her period. Twice. On your mom's bed. Have a nice life.". Raise your hand those who experienced that.

Afterword: I plan to visit her again on Monday since her guy is back home on Wednesday and take pictures, maybe I will post them.

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Mon, 14 Feb'11 - You are the chosen - Surielx, M

I thought it will be standard never-drink-vodka-again Monday morning. I got to work, sit behind my computer and saw this thread 1-vt85125.html?postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0. Around noon, when I finally got sober, I make a plan: mass-text some girls on my phone list with "Congratulations fo winning Valentine of 2011 contest. Will you be ready at 8pm.?" and if that doesn't work - hit the anti-valentine party. At all my surprise, first hit was the golden one "I am with my [girl]friend tonight, it would be nice f you can come". Hmmm... it sounds like anti-valentine party will miss me.

It's a 26yo, three-months-no-see girl named M, who I met some time ago at the party and this time it is just a normal meeting by the beer, eye-contact and kino because she is so talkative... Her friend is fat so skip that part; she was useful in that way she likes me and laugh at everything I say so M was convinced it's ok to laugh too. All 3 of us take an one hour walk (me and M hand-by-hand till that moment) and then head home. The best part: the end, me and M hug, I kiss her on the cheek, she puts her head back, looks me in the eye (her are shining) and I kiss-close. No tongue, she's older than me so I need to show her my maturity.

3 texts today from her, I replied on the first one because I was at work. Sometimes it's nice to play God and resurrect dead #close. I can see that I was underestimating these numbers lately. It's not over with her, maybe next week.

Valentine's day challenge accomplished!

Side note: tomorrow I'm meeting W from previous report, I'm going to punish her for being such a cheating whore and I have a plan. Will definitely post it if it works.

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