so i've gone a couple dates with this girl and we've fooled around a bit and i text her today going

me
"just a heads up, if i see you around campus i'm tackling you into a snow drift"

her
"jerk, then i'll just avoid you :p"

me
"as if you'd wanna do that :p"

her
"as if you know what i want and don't want :p"

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was thinking something like "i think i have a rough idea" or "i know what girls want and i was under the impression you were a girl... :p"

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I'm about to scoop your girl up like a groundball

i like the second one... actually made me laugh... and i'm humorless! :p

The second one is nice but I thought of another option for you. It might be a little weird but I like it. Just circle it back around for interest and avoid her neg.

Well I know what I want, and that is to tackle you into a fucking snow drift!

Shows confidence, adds additional humor and gives a chance to have the same conversation segment again... hopefully ending with a more advantageous position. Just a thought.

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You can't forget about me, stupid. Everywhere I go ima have my own theme music.

i'd tell her to start picking...

start picking which snowdrift she prefers... because it's going to happen.

lol, or she could think you are violently threatening her. hmm, this could go either way. tread lightly.

Haha don't say this but it cracked me up that I even thought it.

"Take your pick. Either pick a fucking snow drift or start picking your teeth up off the ground, bitch."

Do you think this might be taken as a threat???

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You can't forget about me, stupid. Everywhere I go ima have my own theme music.

bahahahahahahahahaha... jits thats funny as fuck lol...

but i dont think it suits his personality lol...

i think she's just playing a little hard to get... i dont think its a shit test... i get in these little conversations with girls all the time and sometimes they'll say something and my first thought is that its a shit test... but then ill look at the messages i've sent them and what they've sent back... and its just them playing around...

i think out of those 2 messages you've given us... i'd be going with the second one

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A wise man once told me
"Bros before hoes, unless hoes have no clothes!"

I think I would've paraphrased Jack, 'You want me to push you in to the snow drift! You need to to push you in to the snow drift!', but that's me.

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Teach me.

This confused me but it gave me another idea. Maybe just be full retars and say "Well over a romantic dinner last night your mom told me that you wouldn't shut up about how cute I am."

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You can't forget about me, stupid. Everywhere I go ima have my own theme music.

I just figured that if it was off the wall enough, it might just work. I suppose that was bad thinking, though.

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Teach me.

No I think I get where you were going with it now that I read it again. It would be hilarious if you were in person and pulled out a pocket watch and acted like you were hypnotizing her. Or even if you said it in a yoda voice.

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You can't forget about me, stupid. Everywhere I go ima have my own theme music.

Ah, that's a nice way to utilize that, thanks bro.

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Teach me.

Hey i think i figured out why i thinking about his particular post a lot.
Please give me your ideas and feedback because it is a larger issue. I could be wrong but I think I thought this through.

I think an kind of neg that hints at physical violence, even joking, would be a big DLV. Whether she is aware of it or not it probably turn off her "security" attraction switches. Even if this wasn't intended as neg it is probably best not to play around or make jokes in this way with girls. It's cool to rag on your guy friends in that way but probably best not to do it with women you are interested in. The fact is that you are physically capable of inflicting harm on her and it is best not to call attention to that fact or elude to the fact that you would even consider it. Threatening with embarrassment or loss of interest is probably a better way to joke/play.

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You can't forget about me, stupid. Everywhere I go ima have my own theme music.

alright so I went with the second response and we just basically continued this string of playing until i go "ya know hard to get is a big turn-off for me, you wouldn't be doing that now, huh? :p"

and as much as that seems slightly AFC after re-reading it, she responded positively and we continued playing but she hinted slightly more that she thought her and i were or are going to be together...so the conversation went well...until of course she passed out at 3am, but i'm not one to care about someone not responded to a text. texting is texting, it's all just for flirting and keeping attraction if anything...i get her for real in person.

but thanks guys, and jits, your last post makes a lot of sense I'm going to keep that one in mind.

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I'm about to scoop your girl up like a groundball

"Hey put that tongue away unless you're planning to use it." (In response to the ":p" at the end of her message)

exactly. for sure.

it's never cool, ever, to even joke about physical violence toward a girl. i'm sure some of the mpua's could pull it off, but for the rest of us, even if she KNOWS you would never do it, it STILL generates the image in her mind. like a movie playing. you have just created a subconscious scene where you harmed her or overpowered her.