I just had an AWESOME 18th birthday party (pics, NSFW)



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AFC Daniel
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?!

I don't even know what to say about it. Is it a joke or something?
In what kind of society would a mother pay a stripper for his son's 18th birthday? Take photos of it? and actually enjoy the show with the family?

That's fucking weird. I'll make an opener out of it. ^^

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Please tell me you #-close the granny in picture 6

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Bloody Penguin, congrats on turning 18.

I'm going to offer you some advice.

1) Get a haircut.
2) Take some women shopping for you and actually get some stylish clothes.
3) Hit the gym.

Anyways, again man, congrats on turning 18. Make a goal for yourself...on your 19th party....have tons of women at your party getting naked....but not getting paid to do it. :)

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You know how I know you're a virgin??

Kidding. Congrats on turning 18! But yeah... what that other guy said about haircut, clothes etc is on point.
I'll also mention that this is the weirdest thing I've ever seen on this forum haha

Good luck.

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Bloody Penguin, congrats on turning 18.

I'm going to offer you some advice.

1) Get a haircut.
2) Take some women shopping for you and actually get some stylish clothes.
3) Hit the gym.

Anyways, again man, congrats on turning 18. Make a goal for yourself...on your 19th party....have tons of women at your party getting naked....but not getting paid to do it.
^^ That times 100.

1. Please don't put those pictures on Facebook or whatever social network site you are on. Please...
2. Happy Birthday... You look like a geek but with time you can retouch your image. Make the gym your best friend for a year or so and start eating a lot.

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it's 4:54am over here and I just lol'd so fucking hard that everyone in the house has woken up.

thank you good sir

happy fucking birthday!
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it's 4:54am over here and I just lol'd so fucking hard that everyone in the house has woken up.
Hahaha. same here dude, same here.
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good man, hope u had a great night :wink:
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So this is a field report about your mum paying for a stripper at your 18th while your nan watches? I LoL'd pretty hard!
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I feel sorry for strippers...happy 18th but this does not constitute anything.

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DUDE I cant believe your mom brought you a stripper! thats fukin awsum!

Good to hear you enjoyed your 18th

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The parents and granny should have at least giving the kid some privacy. wtf? its like if my mum is there when i go meeting out clubbing.

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OP isn't really said 18 year old, I found this thread on the misc and it's 2 years old.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthrea ... =117064491

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This is a very skilled close!

How the hell did you close your grandma on letting you have a stripper perform in her house??? GOD DAMN!
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