hey, you look lonely. need a lil company?

i use that one alot in food courts lol

I need more people to field test this aswell. So give it a try and show the results;

Also, the better the actor you can be, the better

So:

Walk up to a girl or set (Works nicely with groups, I got more positive stuff from them)

Lets say a 3-set of 3 girls for now, pretty commen I've found.

Give each one of a really cheesy "Chat Up line" like

"I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock."

"You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy."

"Did it Hurt?" "What?" "When you fell from Heaven" (Use that one last and on the girl you're interested in)

as you do them, give the cheesiest grin with a wink, between each one, say something like "Damn, that was bad, hang on." Then on the last one, crack up laughing, smile at her and say, "They were so bad I know, but I just had to come over and make you guys laugh, Hi I'm..."


I tried this over a few nights, and it works very nicely, I had to share it with guys because I'm not gonna be using it and I want to see it help people. Like I said earlier, it works well into any routine and if you're getting into Natural Game, it's a start I think.


Feedback welcomed...

THE GIGGLES
I've done this many times, I don't even know how I do it, maybe I'm good at keeping a straight face I don't know but its a good opener.

Basically I have a couple of REALLY geeky friends. I mean you can tell by just looking at them, one even has the nickname runt

I used the opener

me: alright , -your boyfriend's here

RUNT: *waves *shoulders drooped hellooooo "

HB: HAHAHAAA AHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH
AAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AAAAAAA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
.... 3 minutes later

me: what's wrong he's a good looking kid (she could see my eyebrow twitching from holding in the repressed laughter from etreme sarcasm)

HB: AAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHA AAAAA HAHAHAHHAHAAA

me: its not a joke Im not trying to be funny.

HB: *Laughs some more*

Her friends ask what is she laughing at and she tryes to eplain but ends up bursting out laughing again. and theres me denying ever making a joke but laughing along with it. All attention went onto me so I started a conversation about how once you get a girl to laugh she doesn't stop for like 15 minutes.

Then the girls always have stories about how they were sat in a quiet room once and got the giggles. and you get a good time of conversation.



I have also used the lines,
"Hey, meet my friend golliath" (he's small)
"hey would you date someone who looked like a scarecrow, who wore a blue jumper, with...." (describing the unsuspecting victim stood nearby who doesn't realise they are being talked about but are included in the conversation)




Also another one. Using a geeky friend. Get one of them to open a set and tell them a lame joke to tell the girls and just when he's saying it, you walk in and listen in to the joke with a intrigued face. and when they say the punchline, noone will be laughing, so look at one of the girls in the eye and start laughing and she will laugh aswell. Then pat the guy on trhe shoulder as if hes getting respect that "he tried"

Here is one I field tested yesterday, it works like a charm in loud places.
I write this on my cellphone: "I lost my voice but you're adorable". Then I ask with a serious tone "Can you please read this for me?" and hand her the phone.
They get a positive surprise and almost always starts to laugh.