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Hunty
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because you gotta wine and dine me first, im high maintenance !


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Ok been flirting a bit with a girl via text... she has moved from near where I live

I said: " on the downside, you wont see my handsome face anymore for a while"
She said " haha, Get over yourself and stop flirting with me"


I havent responded yet

I was thinking, dont flatter yourself thinking that I was flirting with you.

But any better suggestions?
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Ok been flirting a bit with a girl via text... she has moved from near where I live

I said: " on the downside, you wont see my handsome face anymore for a while"
She said " haha, Get over yourself and stop flirting with me"


I havent responded yet

I was thinking, dont flatter yourself thinking that I was flirting with you.

But any better suggestions?
ans: Why would I flirt with you when my face is available?

ST: Looks like someone is a little too happy for being in a bar.
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Ans: Yes, I'm happy, it is good you noticed... you could use some happiness, though (then tickle her)

ST: I got a friend who would be perfect for you

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Ans: Well introduce me then, that's the polite thing to do

Ques: Do you wanna make me a sandwich? (Got that when i went back to her place)
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Ans: Well introduce me then, that's the polite thing to do

Ques: Do you wanna make me a sandwich? (Got that when i went back to her place)

Answer: Yeah sure, you just need to go to the store to buy some cheese and ham its just around the block


New ST: Why do you like me

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A: because a quality girl has 3 things... a good energy, a good personality and a good outlook on life. and you have 2 out of 3.

ST: dont you have friends in this bar somewhere?

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A: because a quality girl has 3 things... a good energy, a good personality and a good outlook on life. and you have 2 out of 3.

ST: dont you have friends in this bar somewhere?
A: No I don't *Smile* - She will know when she sees you going around like you own the place later on

ST:
Me: I have a serious question I want to ask, depend on your answer we might or might not work
Her: I'm confused. We just met each other like 5 min ago.
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Jay dog
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Ans: Oh no, don't get me wrong. I meant i'm not too sure if you'd make a cute little sister so we can climb the trees together and drink cool aid!

Shit test: " Omg guys keep checking me out, i don't know if you'll be cool with that"
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(warning, i'm new at this)

Answer: being with me always makes a girl look super-sexy, just roll with it babe, it's cool...

Shit-Test: "My friend is fighting with her boyfriend because he never answers her texts? Don't you think that's rude?"
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A_ Well, I have alot of friends. I know when IM busy its hard for ME to get to all my texts, maybe hes just a popular guy. (tell me if this good? its DLV'ing yourself while answering her question)

ST_ so because your busy you will just ignore your girlfriends texts? what if i texted you, would you ignore me?

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Non of them is a shit test

"My friend is fighting with her boyfriend because he never answers her texts? Don't you think that's rude?" and "so because your busy you will just ignore your girlfriends texts? what if i texted you, would you ignore me?"

here watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp3ehac-EoQ
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Mack's wasn't a shit test but I thought i'd try to answer it anyway.

But if she tries to get you to jump through her hoop by asking you if you would ignore her shes trying to gauge your response and judge you based on that response isn't she?

anyway lets start fresh.
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ST_ Why are you talking to me?

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A: well you're cute, but i wasn't to sure if you were fun and interesting so i came over to see if you could prove me self wrong..... sorry, but i'm a little picky!

not sure if this is technically a shit test, but i wanna know something witty to say if She pulls out her phone to text or pretend to text someone that would get her to put it away and talk
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A : Alright, you're being rude, I'm about to leave, I'll let you finish the date with your phone. You can call a cab for your ride back.

Q (form her): I know you like me and want to fuck me, but I don't want to loose my time, I hope you have a big dick.
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