My friends start piling in around 7:30. We're chilling out, playing guitar hero and my mom calls us all into the living room, apparently it's important. I go to the door and there's a woman dressed as a police officer. She promptly interrogates me about my porn-watching habits and then comes inside:



It becomes clear, however, that she isn't a real police officer when she starts waving her nightstick around lewdly:




Then she decided it was getting a little too hot for her clothes (the air conditioning was actually broken, incidentally [and yes that is my grandmother sitting in the chair]):



My friends, also boost users, were watching intently the entire time:

She had me grab her ass and buried my face between her tits a whole lot:


Then some of my friends got in on the action:




After the show, we all had cake and posed for more pictures:



All in all, it was an awesome night. I got a bunch of money and a new Wii.

wtf?
dude?
wtf?

Is this serious?

This field rapport is about how he attracted and seduced this girl till she pulled off her bra and gave him a dance.

Nice job bro, a real PUA.

Well. Thats gotta be the strangest thing I've seen this week.

This guy looks like he has been playing WoW to much, lol

so your mum got you a stripper ?

as awesome ( and slightly weird ) as that is , its not really a field report.

happy birthday none the less

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All I can say is the same as "Richie Rich" in the fabulous tv series "Bottom": I wish I had a mum like that!

dont think that this is a field report, but still happy birthday
oh yeah pic no.7 the position of the pillows LOL

I think this is awesome. You're family has an refreshingly open perspective on human sexuality. + 100

^ LMFAO

You mite of thought that was "cool" and all but learn how to get it on your own man. Seriously.

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Thread is full of win.

My favorite is the shot with the granny in the frame.

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that might just be the first pair of tits this kid has seen in his life.....

wow dude seriously?

not a FR....

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Haters gonna hate!

happy 18th


-Roz

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