I went to a coffee shop yday and saw this really hot girl. I would've said hi but I lost my voice over the weekend due to the football craziness and it hurts to talk. Anyway, I wanted to do the following thing and I need ur honest/blunt feedback if its lame or cool.
On one side of a napkin, I write "I wanted to say something to you but I'm not able to right now. Turn over if you want to find out."
On the other side written: "You're breathtakingly gorgeous and you've left me speechless

(open up the napkin)"
Inside has written: Now that've you've stopped rolling your eyes, you didn't actually leave me speechless. I lost my voice yday after a crazy football weekend. You really are beautiful and I couldn't leave here without saying telling u in some way. But seriously, how cheesy was that line on the Velveetameter?
HER: what's that? (i assume she would ask something if she doesn't think this is lame)
ME(written): On a scale of 0 to might-as-well-write-it-with-cheese
HER: i pick 8 (if she wants to play along)
ME(written): I do product placement for Velveeta and we want to get our name on everything cheese and cheesy
HER: Really?! No, you messing w/ me
ME(written): Of course I am. C'mon you're not that gullible.
I'd go with the conversation, keep it light and write "I text much faster than I write. Text me at (#) to keep this going" and hopefully she'd text me as I'm sitting there which means I'll have her # without really asking?
What do you guys think?
I like it, gonna try it. Wonder if I actually need to lose my voice for this one...