So let me tell you a little thats been going on in my life which lead to this night going overboard

Ive recently broke up with my gf of 3 months ( it was nothing serious but ive never had a propper gf before so i thought id see what it was like , being that intimite with one , Needless to say I was a noob and thats why it ended monday)

Due to this fact I followed my own principles "shit happens life moves on , go forwards and not backwards"

I decided I needed a decent night out ......what better than attending the local club night ( where i first met my gf) . This clubnight is a place where people of similar music taste come together so you basically see the same 800 faces everyweek which is pretty cool. This week was special though it had a theme to it " Underware if you dare"

So me and my 2 best mates had to attend this and do this theme ... When we arrived there were no guy's dressed down to their underware , we hesitated at first but the fxck it response kicked in and our clothes were off , I was wearing boxes saying " kiss my ass" and Hippo slippers.... If you guys are into peacocking this is the way to go . Everyone and I mean everyone was looking at us , their was a lot of jealous people and their were alot of people who wanted photos with us , I didnt care If i Looked like a vain douche with his body on show I was having a laugh . Besides I have major insecurities about people noticing acne scars on my face from my teenage years so this was a great way of loosing some of this belief.

Ok so the highlights of my night were
Being spanked roughly 20 times by strangers
Having people come up to me and saying they admire my confidence
Being groped by random girls
Being Tipped £5
I was bought 4 drinks
Having people open me all the time
Winning a mince pie eating competition
Winning back stage passes to feeder
K-closing some random girl who I had named Barbie and she had named me action man
Having my exs best mates cheer me on when I went on stage for the mince pie eating competition
Got into tons of photos with girls licking my body , with them being practically all over me
Dancing with 5 girls in their underware on stage infront of everyone on my own and getting my photo took
Watching my mate get kicked out of the club for hitting a bouncer ( ok so thats slighty retarded but what the hell )
Being able to say " your view point is invalid , you have clothes on
Being handed a porn card to star in gay emo porn
Being invited to 2 randomers parties coz they like my style


This is just the highlights of the night but you ever get the chance DO IT! Trust me its the best feeling ever , you have nothing to hide and nothing to be ashamed off , everyones eye are on you and you are instantly the biggest douchebag with the most amount of confidence in the room That everyone loves/hates.

I may upload some photos later throughout the week as they are added up.

Wether subconsciously I was doing this to make my ex jealous or not , I dont really give a rats ass , Im going to be just fine without her.

Did You not get a boner at some point of the night ?

hahahaha hilarious mate .

that " fuck it " attitudes great init lol

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Haha it was one of my concerns because im usually easier to turn on than a light switch but i was fine ( i think)

And the fxck it response is brilliant , probably one of the best human traits that you should feed

'Cause I'm thinking that I would get a boner in such situation and ... what then ? Terrible to imagine . Haha

Lol this is the motto i live by "fuck it"!!
btw i like your eye or ra pictures..looks fucking sick and occultish

Haha sounds like a fun time man! . What'd you do when you got the porn star card? haha